re: Lifeguard caught sleeping on the job

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All I did was flirt with the ladies from the lifeguard stand. Something about being 6 feet in the air shirtless and tan gets you bitches

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If Family Feud had a "name an occupation that, when a guy takes the job, it automatically comes w/access to more poon than you can shake a dick at", it would for sure be on the board. This may deserve it's own thread, but let's see, there's:

1. Rock star
2. Professional athlete
3. Drug dealer
4. Probation officer
5. Lifeguard

Obviously, 3 and 4 drop off the list if the question is changed from "poon" to "high quality poon".