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re: Learned today that some people stand to wipe...
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:10 am to HempHead
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:10 am to HempHead
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You leverage one cheek on the seat, lean to the side, and wipe from taint to crack. How the frick do you even get everything clean standing up?
Are you serious? Because with a wide stance you're able to wipe everything. I don't see how you could possibly wipe everything leaning to the side with your arse cheeks squeezed together. Not to mention if you dont lean high enough I imagine your hand would come into contact with the toilet lid. That sounds like a uncomfortable position to be in, probably hareder on your knees and frankly rather nasty.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:15 am to constant cough
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with your arse cheeks squeezed together
Uh...I think you misunderstand what I'm talking about in terms of leverage.
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Not to mention if you dont lean high enough I imagine your hand would come into contact with the toilet lid.
I've never had this happen in my entire life.
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That sounds like a uncomfortable position to be in, probably hareder on your knees and frankly rather nasty.
When you stand up...like...what do you do? I can't even fathom the procedure.
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