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Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:02 am to WeeWee
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Before you do that follow these simple steps:
Step1: get your buddies and take a guys trip to Vegas. Do some blow off a hooker's arse and you will feel much better.
Step2: sleep off hangover
Step3: pick up a tourist and bang her brains out
Step4: do not get drunk and marry the hooker or the tourist (this step is very important)
Step5: come home
Step6: download tinder
Step7: bang multiple sluts
Step8: go meet a good girl to start a relationship after 2 months of banging matches.
Step9: post sex of the cheating bitch from the OP on the internet
Step 10: link it to the OT
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:04 am to terd ferguson
My worst fear would be my wife and kids dying simultaneously in a head on collision car accident with the other car containing my parents and my sister and her family. Both cars are on the way to see me because I insisted on them driving that day. The accident happens less than 3 blocks from me and I hear them screaming and crying in pain as I race down the street, but I arrive too late to save them and they all die as I stand helplessly.
Before he dies my son looks directly into my eyes and says please dad. Please don't let me die. There's nothing I can do. He's severed in half. My wife is screaming in pain and before I can get to her she dies. She was trying to say something but I couldn't hear it over the din of wretched screams coming from the other tortured victims. I never get to tell her I love her one last time.
As I cry in pain one of the cars erupts and I am dosed in burning gasoline that tears at my flesh.
The next day I get the news I have all of my savings and money stolen from me and I'm fired from my job. At the same time, I'm set up for a white collar crime I didn't commit and no one will hire me. What little I have left goes to pay my medical bills. All this happens before I'm 60 and I live in a rundown nursing home alone and in pain for 30 years slowly wasting away while contracting all sorts of STDs because the nursing home staff rapes me daily. Finally I get cancer and als at the same time and suffocate one night but before I die the place catches on fire and I burn alive.
How's that?
Before he dies my son looks directly into my eyes and says please dad. Please don't let me die. There's nothing I can do. He's severed in half. My wife is screaming in pain and before I can get to her she dies. She was trying to say something but I couldn't hear it over the din of wretched screams coming from the other tortured victims. I never get to tell her I love her one last time.
As I cry in pain one of the cars erupts and I am dosed in burning gasoline that tears at my flesh.
The next day I get the news I have all of my savings and money stolen from me and I'm fired from my job. At the same time, I'm set up for a white collar crime I didn't commit and no one will hire me. What little I have left goes to pay my medical bills. All this happens before I'm 60 and I live in a rundown nursing home alone and in pain for 30 years slowly wasting away while contracting all sorts of STDs because the nursing home staff rapes me daily. Finally I get cancer and als at the same time and suffocate one night but before I die the place catches on fire and I burn alive.
How's that?
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 9:12 am
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:07 am to Breesus
is this a fear that you actually carry around with you every day?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:07 am to burdman
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I only have one piece of advice, don't do anything crazy man.
No shite. I just re-read the OP's last paragraph, about how he's now full of anger and hate.
I hope he doesn't go on a murdering rampage.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:11 am to Breesus
I hope he didn't adopt her kids she had with their biological daddy/daddy's. That would really suck.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:13 am to dagrippa
I don't think about it everyday. But that's gotta be up there with my worst fear. Way worse than getting cheated on
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 9:14 am
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:14 am to Breesus
Agree. Humans are flawed. Dumping all your thoughts, emotions, dependence into another person is bound to end some form of disappointment eventually.
My question for the OP, if your intuition was hinting that your gf wasn't the right one and you have children, why wouldn't you be a parent and a man and confront her and then end it? You have kids, did you want them being raised in a home like that?
My question for the OP, if your intuition was hinting that your gf wasn't the right one and you have children, why wouldn't you be a parent and a man and confront her and then end it? You have kids, did you want them being raised in a home like that?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:15 am to Suck Out West
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Sometimes a man can feel this emptiness,
Like a woman has robbed him of his very soul.
A woman too, God knows, she can feel like this.
And when your world seems cold, you got to let your spirit take control.
Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Lord now people don't mind,
We all get this way sometimes,
Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.
Compliments of The Allman Brothers Band
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:22 am to Breesus
Unfortunately, he is the one with baggage now. I would advise him not to tell his future dates anything about this relationship. The divorce is fine to talk about but this rebound disaster will scare the crap out of most women because of how quickly he commited his soul to some 23 year old whore with a baby after his divorce. Maybe he will get lucky and find the one who wants to fix him.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:36 am to LucasP
My worst fear is that in the future men turn out to be like OP.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:46 am to Suck Out West
You're dating a 23 year old. She doesn't want to sleep with one person. That doesn't make them a whore. It makes her 23 years old.
How about finding someone a little more mature before allowing them to move in with you?
I recommend therapy because it seems like you had some issues from your divorce and should have never started dating in the first place.
How about finding someone a little more mature before allowing them to move in with you?
I recommend therapy because it seems like you had some issues from your divorce and should have never started dating in the first place.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:50 am to Suck Out West
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her cruel and black soul.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:53 am to Suck Out West
So your baby momma is a whore. I'm shocked.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:53 am to SabiDojo
Let's get this baw a hooker.
Hooker's make everything better.
Hooker's make everything better.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:57 am to Breesus
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Don't forget that he was 34 and she 23 when they started dating, moved in together almost immediately, and she also has to go to family court.
and has her own kid if i'm not mistaken.
I could play minesweeper with all of those red flags.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:59 am to SabiDojo
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bawl
As in, an 8 bawl?
This dude would forget all his problems.
Boom. Problem solved. Case closed. /thread
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:00 am to Suck Out West
Sorry for your pain. When something like this hits you, nothing feels worse. It consumes your every thought.
That being said, I truly hope one day soon you come back to this thread, read it, and laugh at how pathetic every word you just wrote is. Everything you said about this woman may be true, but it is you who truly has some growing up to do.
That being said, I truly hope one day soon you come back to this thread, read it, and laugh at how pathetic every word you just wrote is. Everything you said about this woman may be true, but it is you who truly has some growing up to do.
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