re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Aggy enters the house carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in bed, reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." Aggy replies, "If you weren't so stupid, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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