re: What's the craziest thing your college roommate has ever done?

Got white girl wasted at a frat pledge event and covered literally our entire floor with piss.

This was before he woke me up by pounding my bed frame into the wall. At first in my grogginess I thought there was an earthquake or something. Once I was awake he tried to jump in bed with me. He was naked. After pushing him off and a big "dude, WTF, NO" from my part he grabbed my booksack from the ground, dumped it out, put his legs through the straps like they were pants, walked to his own bed, and passed out. He also peed in his own closet. He had no memory of any of it.