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Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a shite So Bad That It Had to Turn Around
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:03 am
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:03 am
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British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shite so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shite bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your a-hole is essentially a terrorist.
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Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.
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The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said. "About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.'
"He said it was liquid fecal excrement. Those are the words he used."
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This question always comes up when someone does a shite so appalling that it might as well not be human. We've all seen a bad shite. We've all been to a pub. We've all traveled on a bus at least once in our lives. Everybody in Britain, at some point, has had to piss at a train station. We've all lifted a toilet seat and, like Pandora's Box, stared into the abyss-like doom of someone else's medically inadvisable droppings. But the question is this: how, and more specifically why, is it possible to shite up and around the rim of a toilet and, side-question, how does one shite up a wall?
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:04 am to JOJO Hammer
We know
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:05 am to JOJO Hammer
They must have been traveling back from Mexico.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:08 am to JOJO Hammer
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somebody did a shite so bad
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you once turded so appallingly
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:10 am to JOJO Hammer
Was it actually someone that took a shite or just problems with the toilet. I couldn't imagine somebody dropping a deuce so bad it would turn a plane around..
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:13 am to JOJO Hammer
This happened again?
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:17 am to JOJO Hammer
G
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:19 am to JOJO Hammer
if i caused a 747 to make a u-turn because of a shite that i took, it would be going on my resume'
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 9:20 am
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:20 am to JOJO Hammer
Who says "did a shite?"
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:29 am to JOJO Hammer
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Heathrow to Dubai
Sounds like some smelly guy that does not wear deodorant either. I was on a flight similar to this once and the stewardess moved me to a empty seat in business class because the stench was so bad from my seat by the bathroom.
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