re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women

One time I was dating this girl I was 18, she was 16. She leaves for spring break and goes on vacation. Her dad comes home while they're on vacation a few days later and finds the screen to her window in the yard. That happened after she left cause I was there the night before they left and put the screen back on the window. So her dad gets the screen and screws it into the window. One night I go over there and we're just talking through the screen. I'm 18 and am a horny little bastard and say frick it. I rip the screen off the window and as I'm halfway through the window into the room a fricking deputy sherrif drives by. He shines the spotlight in the window and says if I don't come out that he's gonna get the K-9 unit out. I finally come out and he asks our age I say 18 and like a fricking idiot she says 16. As soon as she said that he put me in handcuffs. Went and got her mom outta bed and I'm in their front yard in handcuffs while her and her bitchass mom are arguing. Didn't get arrested and my parents never found out. Although, the talk with her dad wasn't pleasant.