re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women

My favorite that didnt happen to me personally was from a buddy I worked with years ago

I lived in Charleston and he had met some chick at a bar on folly beach. they had got wasted and decided to go walk down the beach. they stopped at a remote spot and started getting it on. he had her bent over and was beating for a little bit when the drunk chick told him to put it in her arse. my boy was ecstatic and obliged her

Not long after that he blew a load in her. So right after that he goes to pull out and looks down right as she accidentally push out what he describes as a 8 inch loaf that drops into his boxers around his ankles. he said his reflex was to punch her in the kidney. but instead he had to waddle around the beach as she cried from embarrassment and he had to locate a stick to flip it out of his underwear

All the best sex stories involve the female crying at the end of it