re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women

I have so many i have to really rank them

One of the worst i guess right here. I was 19 and the girl was 17. i had messed with her about a month but hadnt got the pussy yet

So she was raised pentacostal and asked me to go to some revival thing at a church retreat out in the middle of nowhere. We flirted and played grab arse the first day or so when nobody was looking. the 2nd night we agreed to both sneak out our cabin and meet in the woods at about 2am. so we did and of course sexy time finally happened. for about 5 minutes that is until one of the youth leaders walked up that had seen me walk into the woods

He walked us back to camp and proceeded to wake up her parents, the pastor, and pretty much all the other adults woke up from the commotion. they sat us down in the worship tent and the pastor cried his eyes out as he lectured me for almost an hour in front of everyone about how I had stolen from her the specialness of her wedding night and basically accused me of being on drugs. her mom was crying so hard I thought she might end up hospitalized. If I had a cyanide capsule on me id have swallowed it

I had to agree to shadow one of the youth pastors the rest of the weekend. To "protect myself from my worldly urges". But first thing next morning I called a buddy and had to pay him 40 bucks to come get me