re: WSMFP Official Spring Tour Thread --- Next show 4/22

keep in mind this is only an abridged version:

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- I have ghostwritten for at least 5 different top 40 Billboard hits

- I have MC'd Jazz Fest several times and introduced artists such as Keb Mo, Stephen Marley, and Rod Stewart

- I have a bi-monthly column in a renowed music publication

- I was backstage at the last ever Beastie Boys concert

- I was named a personal influence on LCD Soundsystem

- I have shared the stage with Geddy Lee and Ozzy Osbourne

- I have ridden in a helicopter with Trey Anastasio

- My dog's brother is owned by Andre 3000

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I left out the part about him never seeing a show at Red Rocks as that's not an accomplishment, but I'd like to see PurpleNGoldFan come close to this sort of resume'. IMO the dude can't sniff headyman's jockstrap.