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tmelt

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I've noticed you never miss an opportunity to tell me to go frick myself or call me an a-hole over the years and it's usually over the dumbest things.

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I'm convinced that when he calls me a count bitch post whore its because he really likes me.

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Fred, what did I do or say a long time that rubbed you the wrong way? I've noticed you never miss an opportunity to tell me to go frick myself or call me an a-hole over the years and it's usually over the dumbest things.

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Fred and I vacationed together last year in Montana. We're both avid moose hunters. So we're out in the forest in the snow and we spot a huge bull moose. Fred drops his rifle, walks up to this 1 1/2 ton bull moose, calls the moose a frick-wad and tells him to go frick himself. He then gives the moose 30 minutes to leave the area and tells him that if he's still there when we get back that he (Fred) is going to kick his arse all over the forest. Well, I'm not saying the moose was scared, but when we went back 30 minutes later the moose was gone.

True story.

He once told me I was the worst poster on the site, and at that time I was convinced he didn't know anything about me, just didn't like an anti-oil comment I made in a thread.

O&G guys are touchy.