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re: Scientists make it Official: Squirting is Just Peeing (NSFW?)

Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

you don't like the truth so you've resorted to verbal attacks on my sexual prowess.



We attack each other everyday. This is nothing new. What else you got?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
171251 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:19 pm to
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you lose control of your bladder every time you get a little excited


I have a puppy that does the same thing all over the floor.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
109898 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:19 pm to
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Wanna see my pillow?


You hump it til you 'squirt'? I had a miniature dachshund that used to hump the shite out of the throw pillows on my couch. You're a bad dog!
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:19 pm to
You so get me.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
171251 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:19 pm to
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Wanna see my pillow?




You sleep on a pee pillow?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
109898 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:20 pm to
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I have a puppy that does the same thing all over the floor.


I would love to beat jmcs with a rolled up newspaper.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
171251 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:21 pm to
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I would love to beat jmcs with a rolled up newspaper.




Only after you rub her nose in it.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:21 pm to
You must have miss that thread the other day?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
109898 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:23 pm to
Must have...
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85246 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:28 pm to
Wonder if they call it squirting too when they poop during an orgasm?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49120 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:30 pm to
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Wonder if they call it squirting too when they poop during an orgasm?


I think that's just called "fricking the shite out of her" or "Mudding".
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
15289 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:30 pm to
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when they poop during an orgasm


Sharting
quote:

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shite" and "fart")
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:31 pm to
You've made a woman poop during sex Fes?

Maybe I should have given you a chance?
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:33 pm to
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"Mudding".
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:48 pm to
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Posted by SEClint
Who all likes it in their mouths?






I did til I just now found out it was pee. Now I'm washing out my mouth and about to go slap the frick out of my ole lady
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
78909 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:51 pm to
Female Ejaculation is a very real thing. I have experienced it first hand a couple of times. It is nothing like the porn videos where women squirt.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
78909 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:52 pm to
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It's squirting dumbass and its the best fricking feeling in the world.

Wanna see my pillow?


Well you already have my email address
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85246 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:54 pm to
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Female Ejaculation is a very real thing. I have experienced it first hand a couple of times. It is nothing like the porn videos where women squirt.

According to science, you got pissed on, haha.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
71865 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:55 pm to
People who thought otherwise are morons.
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:58 pm to
I've never experienced female ejaculation, but I have seen them Grool.

Grool
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