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IT'S FRIDAY!!! (late edition)
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:50 am
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:50 am
First let's raise a glass and proclaim a toast for Angela, 41, who broke the Inquisitor record for drunk driving by a female. Angela blew a .271!!
Now, on to last week's perps:
First/Middle Names:
Teretha ..mom was trying for Theresa but has a lisp.
Jaschumbia ...this is a female private part.
Kenikya ... stole 18K by identity theft.
Benji .. named after a small dog.
Kangoia Conastodia ..cat on the keyboard method.
Lealex ...product for constipation.
Laquarta .. French for 'one fourth.'
Raydacio .. a small red cabbage.
Divette ... hole in fairway after swinging the club.
Orenthal James...the real name of OJ Simpson.
Broox ...interesting version of Brooks.
Marvelous ... doing 95 in a 45 zone.
Miss ... will change name to Mrs when she gets married.
Aatavia .. need one more 'a'
April May ... born in December.
Lebunta ... laying down a sacrifice in French baseball.
Chico Bell .. Mexican food chain.
Sh'melbreon Trenea ..stole $2,820 worth at Wal-Mart. That's a LOT of items at Wal-Mart.
Now, on to last week's perps:
First/Middle Names:
Teretha ..mom was trying for Theresa but has a lisp.
Jaschumbia ...this is a female private part.
Kenikya ... stole 18K by identity theft.
Benji .. named after a small dog.
Kangoia Conastodia ..cat on the keyboard method.
Lealex ...product for constipation.
Laquarta .. French for 'one fourth.'
Raydacio .. a small red cabbage.
Divette ... hole in fairway after swinging the club.
Orenthal James...the real name of OJ Simpson.
Broox ...interesting version of Brooks.
Marvelous ... doing 95 in a 45 zone.
Miss ... will change name to Mrs when she gets married.
Aatavia .. need one more 'a'
April May ... born in December.
Lebunta ... laying down a sacrifice in French baseball.
Chico Bell .. Mexican food chain.
Sh'melbreon Trenea ..stole $2,820 worth at Wal-Mart. That's a LOT of items at Wal-Mart.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:52 am to Zach
Zach ..senile dude that likes Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:55 am to Zach
oh!!! i get it!!! they're funny black people names!!!
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:57 am to Eden
quote:
they're funny black people names!!!
Some are white. I don't list the weird Mexican names because I'm not sure if it's a common name in Mexico. Otherwise, it's people who got arrested last week in Shreveport/Bossier.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:58 am to Zach
quote:FIFY
Otherwise, it's some of the people who got arrested last week in Shreveport/Bossier.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:59 am to FT
quote:
Zach ..senile
Correct. Lately I've been taking my dirty dishes and opening the door to the oven.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:00 am to FT
quote:
Otherwise, it's some of the people who got arrested last week in Shreveport/Bossier.
Yes. The ones with odd names. A little slow on the uptake, eh, FT?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:02 am to Zach
quote:FIFY
Yes. The black ones with odd names.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:05 am to FT
quote:Well, I mean, it wouldn't be a very funny list if he included the Jack Smiths who got arrested.
Otherwise, it's some of the people who got arrested last week in Shreveport/Bossier.
FIFY
But, he has occasionally had some hilarious obviously white dude names.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:05 am to FT
Why are you having such a meltdown, FT? I think your thread was a clear case of projection. I've found the board to be extremely calm. If I were any more relaxed I'd be dead.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:09 am to Zach
quote:
Why are you having such a meltdown, FT? I think your thread was a clear case of projection. I've found the board to be extremely calm. If I were any more relaxed I'd be dead.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 10:55 am to FT
FT, have you seen Key and Peale's comedy bit about the East-West College Football introductions?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am to FT
quote:
No. Should I?
Yes. But the first one is better than the follow-up.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:22 am to FT
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Should I?
Well, you might have a melt down. But the first version is funny as hell.
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