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Darn this board is depressing.Where are the aggie jokes?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:31 pm
Sex ED is no longer taught at aTm.The mule died.
Drivers ED is out too.
Drivers ED is out too.
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 3:33 pm
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:48 pm to Violent Tally
Please excuse the Rant as it is caught in the funk of no return.... 
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:51 pm to Violent Tally
quote:
Darn this board is depressing.Where are the aggie jokes?
Hadn't you heard...the name of the board is The Rant, therefore it's purpose is to rant about LSU.
I'm not even sure it's allowed to focus on the opposition at this point, unless said opposition is someone in our own fan base that likes our program.
fricking pumpers...rabble, rabble, rabble...
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:56 pm to Violent Tally
I have a good joke.
Our offense.
Our offense.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:57 pm to harry coleman beast
I didn't laugh.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:57 pm to jamal adams beast
Because youre not real
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:21 pm to Violent Tally
They outlawed the wave in Aggie Stadium last year.
3 Aggies drowned.
Texas A&M was coming to LSU and they saw a sign on the interstate "LSU Left" so they turned around and went home.
3 Aggies drowned.
Texas A&M was coming to LSU and they saw a sign on the interstate "LSU Left" so they turned around and went home.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:26 pm to Violent Tally
What do you call a smart Aggies grad?
An LSU fan.
An LSU fan.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:38 pm to chicano12
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:42 pm to chicano12
kind of a long one
Ole Klim and his girlfriend were making out in his truck on Texas A & M campus things are getting hot and steamy so she screams Oh Klim oh Klim! kiss me where it stinks! So Ole Klim cranked up the truck and drove on down to Pasadena.
Ole Klim and his girlfriend were making out in his truck on Texas A & M campus things are getting hot and steamy so she screams Oh Klim oh Klim! kiss me where it stinks! So Ole Klim cranked up the truck and drove on down to Pasadena.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:46 pm to Violent Tally
What's the most useless thing on a woman?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:48 pm to harry coleman beast
I lol'd.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:51 pm to Violent Tally
eaTme
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:01 pm to Violent Tally
TL;DR, but I've always liked this one:
Man is driving down a country road in SE Texas. He sees a chicken standing on the side of the road, near the shoulder, so he slows down to pass. As he reaches the chicken, he notices it has 3 legs. When he gets about even, the chicken takes off at a sprint. The guy is intrigued so he speeds up - 25, 30, 35 miles per hour. Finally, when he gets to about 45 miles an hour, the chicken finds another gear and sprints away like the roadrunner in those old Looney Tunes cartoons.
He sees the chicken turn off onto a drive leading into a pasture or enclosure about a quarter mile ahead. Still intrigued, the man turns onto the dirt drive and sees a sign "Texas A&M Agricultural Research Station" posted. He pulls into the fenced enclosure and sees dozens of three-legged chickens, happily pecking at the ground with about a half a dozen college students slinging feed from buckets around them. He sees an older gentleman with a lab coat and clipboard. Figuring he's in charge, he approaches and says -
Man: "Excuse me, sir. What is this place?"
Lab Coat: "This an aTm research facility."
Man: "So, what's with the three-legged chickens?"
Lab Coat: "You noticed that, huh? Well, our research has shown that children's favorite piece of chicken is the drumstick. This project seeks to increase the yield of chicken legs by 50%. We've also done some genetic modifications to try and improve the taste, as well."
Man: "That's amazing work, really. Do they taste better?"
Lab Coat: "No clue. We haven't caught one, yet."
Man is driving down a country road in SE Texas. He sees a chicken standing on the side of the road, near the shoulder, so he slows down to pass. As he reaches the chicken, he notices it has 3 legs. When he gets about even, the chicken takes off at a sprint. The guy is intrigued so he speeds up - 25, 30, 35 miles per hour. Finally, when he gets to about 45 miles an hour, the chicken finds another gear and sprints away like the roadrunner in those old Looney Tunes cartoons.
He sees the chicken turn off onto a drive leading into a pasture or enclosure about a quarter mile ahead. Still intrigued, the man turns onto the dirt drive and sees a sign "Texas A&M Agricultural Research Station" posted. He pulls into the fenced enclosure and sees dozens of three-legged chickens, happily pecking at the ground with about a half a dozen college students slinging feed from buckets around them. He sees an older gentleman with a lab coat and clipboard. Figuring he's in charge, he approaches and says -
Man: "Excuse me, sir. What is this place?"
Lab Coat: "This an aTm research facility."
Man: "So, what's with the three-legged chickens?"
Lab Coat: "You noticed that, huh? Well, our research has shown that children's favorite piece of chicken is the drumstick. This project seeks to increase the yield of chicken legs by 50%. We've also done some genetic modifications to try and improve the taste, as well."
Man: "That's amazing work, really. Do they taste better?"
Lab Coat: "No clue. We haven't caught one, yet."
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:05 pm to harry coleman beast
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:07 pm to Violent Tally
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:10 pm to CajunSoldier225
After two weeks of losing and another week on a buy, this board has become sad.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:11 pm to NotRight37
I made a joke to cheer people up
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:20 pm to harry coleman beast
fwiw your joke was the best one in here. There probably isn't a aggie joke thread because all the ones in here are lame.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:33 pm to Ace Midnight
I have lived in Texas most of my life, other than the 2 years in LA, so I have heard many Aggie jokes over the years, but this is one that I have never forgotten since hearing it over 20 years ago:
Joe Fred was a favorite on campus and was finally about to graduate with a bachelor's degree after attending A&M for 10 years.
He was well liked by most every fellow student he had met over the years.
For his final exam, the Dean decided all his friends could see Joe Fred pass his final exam and graduate, so a microphone was placed at the 50 yard line of Kyle Field where Joe Fred was seated. The Dean also had a microphone, sat nearby and read Joe Fred's final question out loud so all the crowd could hear it.
"How much is 2 plus 2?"
Joe Fred looks nervously around, the crowd is quiet, no one says anything. Finally Joe Fred responds:
"FOUR!"
The crowd, all 90,000 plus, yells out to the Dean at the same time:
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Joe Fred was a favorite on campus and was finally about to graduate with a bachelor's degree after attending A&M for 10 years.
He was well liked by most every fellow student he had met over the years.
For his final exam, the Dean decided all his friends could see Joe Fred pass his final exam and graduate, so a microphone was placed at the 50 yard line of Kyle Field where Joe Fred was seated. The Dean also had a microphone, sat nearby and read Joe Fred's final question out loud so all the crowd could hear it.
"How much is 2 plus 2?"
Joe Fred looks nervously around, the crowd is quiet, no one says anything. Finally Joe Fred responds:
"FOUR!"
The crowd, all 90,000 plus, yells out to the Dean at the same time:
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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