re: So that was awkward

Years ago I was on the road working and my buddy and I had become regulars at this little bar down from our motel. One night at closing time the bartender invited us to go with her and her girlfriend to one of those byob after hours clubs. There was a live band with a singer in a white sequined suit and cowboy hat singing David Allen Coe. Sounded just like David Allen Coe. Looked just like David Allen Coe. I'm pretty drunk and burning the illicit fuels as well. When I go to the bar to buy a mixer I ask the girl, "Is that really David Allen Coe?" She gives me the coldest look I've ever seen and says, "No, that's my momma."