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re: For Those of You That Say Kate Upton is Fat (NSFW)

Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:53 pm to
Is she horrible? No. Every red-blooded male would slam it in a cocaine heartbeat.

However, she has so many flaws I never understood the hype. Her lack of a waistline accentuates that way she carries weight. Her legs have zero shape/muscle. She has a wide, flat arse. That horrible mole knocks her down a few notches.

Easily, any large campus in the South has 100s of girls hotter than her.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:57 pm to
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Is she horrible? No. Every red-blooded male would slam it in a cocaine heartbeat.

Yep. I would agree. Nearly all men.

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However, she has so many flaws I never understood the hype.
When she first hit the scene, she really had a "look" that made you want to annihilate her. But, that's faded quickly.

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Her lack of a waistline accentuates that way she carries weight
It accentuates that she's gonna be apple shaped and that aint good.

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Her legs have zero shape/muscle. She has a wide, flat arse.
That's cause once those tits came in, she had no reason to maintain her body and she quite obviously, NEVER has. This WILL catch up quickly.

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Easily, any large campus in the South has 100s of girls hotter than her.

People are bad at math. They recoil at this number but the reality is, all you're saying that she's not in the top 1-3% of girls in her age bracket. I really don't even find that to be debatable. You give me 100 college girls at random and I'm going to give you 1-3 chicks hotter than KU.
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