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What is your awkward moment buying condoms

Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:47 am
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:47 am
For me was probably having a close family friend get in line directly behind me at target and it was all I was purchasing. Was 19 at the time

Having some old lady give me a "you should be ashamed of yourself" stare got me thinking about this. I wanted to ask "what, you didn't get it in in the past 68 years?" But I'm not a dick so I didn't


And thanks for the congrats on the secks comments



This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 12:49 am
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:48 am to
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condoms


Lol
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12487 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:49 am to
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condoms

Wut are these
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4642 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:50 am to
Is it more awkward to buy a condom or take an STD test at a free clinic? or buy a pregnancy test kit for a girl crying back at your place?

Buy the condom and be proud you got it, and don't have anything else.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:50 am to
they made the self check out line for condoms and arse cream.
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:50 am to
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This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 7:54 am
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:51 am to
The little old lady checking me out at Walgreens tells me "have fun" as I'm leaving the store.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:51 am to
I remember going into a store to buy condoms when I was like 16... Didn't think anything of it until the last behind the counter started telling me my family history and how she was my moms first cousin and how they used to hangout all the time back when I was born.... Awkward
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
34780 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:51 am to
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condoms



pulling out is where it is at.

Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:52 am to
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they made the self check out line for condoms and arse cream.


Where I went. Motherfricking card read error
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:52 am to
quote:

quote: condoms pulling out is where it is at.
no doubt... Haven't used a condom since Nam
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:55 am to
Condoms and rattlesnakes..... Two things I don't frick with
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:59 am to
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SuperSaint


Well you've got my story beat

So you ended up being related to the person ringing up your condoms?
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:59 am to
Double post
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 1:00 am
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36317 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:00 am to
I've never felt awkward. Big, black women at Wally World always like to make comments or a "mmm hmm" about the magnum xl's
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6195 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:00 am to
I once had to go to walgreens for rubbers (for the nice young lady letting me have sexual relations with her), duct tape (to fix some random shite in my apt), and a banana (for breakfast the next morning).

The look on the cashier's face was priceless. Rubbers, duct tape, and a banana....
Posted by Traffic Circle
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Member since Nov 2013
4642 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:04 am to
This thread is like the worst advice ever about condoms.

Or, it should be entitled 'How To Catch STD's And Acquire An Unplanned Pregnancy.'
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144849 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:04 am to
I got another one. Sorta related...

My freshman year of college me and my buddies had the corner balcony at the Royal Somesta on Bourbon for Mardi gras. Well Trojan paid us for our balcony to hang banners and throw their condoms, beads, and packs of lube. Well after Mardi gras I went to moms and she was going to do me a favor and clean my car. I wake up the morning and walk out in the drive way and she had pulled cases and cases of different flavor lube packs out my car and had them stacked in the driveway. She was like "damn jason what you need all this flavored lube for, so we need to have a talk?" Was actually funny but awkward
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:14 am to
Buying the condom is not the awkward moment. Buying the pregnancy test is the real challenge.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 1:15 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144849 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:17 am to
I don't think I bought my first preggo test until in my 20's... By then I didn't give a shite what I was buying infront of anyone... Tampax pearls either
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