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What is your awkward moment buying condoms
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:47 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:47 am
For me was probably having a close family friend get in line directly behind me at target and it was all I was purchasing. Was 19 at the time
Having some old lady give me a "you should be ashamed of yourself" stare got me thinking about this. I wanted to ask "what, you didn't get it in in the past 68 years?" But I'm not a dick so I didn't
And thanks for the congrats on the secks comments
Having some old lady give me a "you should be ashamed of yourself" stare got me thinking about this. I wanted to ask "what, you didn't get it in in the past 68 years?" But I'm not a dick so I didn't
And thanks for the congrats on the secks comments

This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 12:49 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:49 am to Big Moe
quote:
condoms
Wut are these
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:50 am to Big Moe
Is it more awkward to buy a condom or take an STD test at a free clinic? or buy a pregnancy test kit for a girl crying back at your place?
Buy the condom and be proud you got it, and don't have anything else.
Buy the condom and be proud you got it, and don't have anything else.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:50 am to Big Moe
they made the self check out line for condoms and arse cream.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:50 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 7:54 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:51 am to Big Moe
The little old lady checking me out at Walgreens tells me "have fun" as I'm leaving the store.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:51 am to Big Moe
I remember going into a store to buy condoms when I was like 16... Didn't think anything of it until the last behind the counter started telling me my family history and how she was my moms first cousin and how they used to hangout all the time back when I was born.... Awkward
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:51 am to Big Moe
quote:
condoms
pulling out is where it is at.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:52 am to The Boat
quote:
they made the self check out line for condoms and arse cream.
Where I went. Motherfricking card read error

Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:52 am to LooseCannon22282
quote:no doubt... Haven't used a condom since Nam
quote: condoms pulling out is where it is at.
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:55 am to Big Moe
Condoms and rattlesnakes..... Two things I don't frick with
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:59 am to SuperSaint
quote:
SuperSaint
Well you've got my story beat
So you ended up being related to the person ringing up your condoms?

Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:59 am to SuperSaint
Double post
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 1:00 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:00 am to Big Moe
I've never felt awkward. Big, black women at Wally World always like to make comments or a "mmm hmm" about the magnum xl's 

Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:00 am to Big Moe
I once had to go to walgreens for rubbers (for the nice young lady letting me have sexual relations with her), duct tape (to fix some random shite in my apt), and a banana (for breakfast the next morning).
The look on the cashier's face was priceless. Rubbers, duct tape, and a banana....
The look on the cashier's face was priceless. Rubbers, duct tape, and a banana....
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:04 am to PaulBurbank007
This thread is like the worst advice ever about condoms.
Or, it should be entitled 'How To Catch STD's And Acquire An Unplanned Pregnancy.'
Or, it should be entitled 'How To Catch STD's And Acquire An Unplanned Pregnancy.'
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:04 am to Big Moe
I got another one. Sorta related...
My freshman year of college me and my buddies had the corner balcony at the Royal Somesta on Bourbon for Mardi gras. Well Trojan paid us for our balcony to hang banners and throw their condoms, beads, and packs of lube. Well after Mardi gras I went to moms and she was going to do me a favor and clean my car. I wake up the morning and walk out in the drive way and she had pulled cases and cases of different flavor lube packs out my car and had them stacked in the driveway. She was like "damn jason what you need all this flavored lube for, so we need to have a talk?" Was actually funny but awkward
My freshman year of college me and my buddies had the corner balcony at the Royal Somesta on Bourbon for Mardi gras. Well Trojan paid us for our balcony to hang banners and throw their condoms, beads, and packs of lube. Well after Mardi gras I went to moms and she was going to do me a favor and clean my car. I wake up the morning and walk out in the drive way and she had pulled cases and cases of different flavor lube packs out my car and had them stacked in the driveway. She was like "damn jason what you need all this flavored lube for, so we need to have a talk?" Was actually funny but awkward
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:14 am to SuperSaint
Buying the condom is not the awkward moment. Buying the pregnancy test is the real challenge.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 1:15 am
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:17 am to Mud_Till_May
I don't think I bought my first preggo test until in my 20's... By then I didn't give a shite what I was buying infront of anyone... Tampax pearls either
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