re: SERIOUSLY: What's the best way to keep fans in the stadium?

My thoughts:

We live in different times, people. What else can hold someone's attention these days for four hours (of stadium time) much less eight hours (of on-campus time)?

The games look SO good on TV, and you can go watch it right outside the stadium via HDTV and satellite hookups. You can't get cell reception in the stadium, so you're wondering about how to meet up with your friends after the game. Better get moving on that. Hey, wait... what's going on in the bigger SEC game scheduled at the EXACT SAME TIME as the LSU game? If we leave now, we can catch the second half... wait... we BETTER leave now because we are going to get stuck in traffic, so frick that.

It's not just a problem at LSU, it's everywhere. BUT... the problem may be worse at LSU mainly because of traffic. You have to arrive too early on campus to beat it and you are pressured to leave early from campus to get home at a reasonable hour. TRAFFIC makes for a longer day at LSU than other places. Ain't nobody got time for that.