re: My Neighbor Slashed My Tires and Left a Note on My Door. . .

Beat him up and record it. But do not kill him, just rough him up good. Then at the end of the video end it in 1 of 2 ways. Option 1: Hit em with the Friday "You just got knocked the f#$k out!" or Option 2: Ask the neighbor while laying on the ground after arse whipping "How does it feel to get your arse kicked by a person in a wheel chair? Dont make me go Oscar Pistorius on you now". Take said video and submit to any and all clip shows. Enjoy stardom. And dont worry, you dont play in the NFL and are handicapped, so I'm pretty sure you could get away with it all.