re: The Voice: Season 7 Thread

First chick was pretty good, but not great. But she has a solid voice and could do well with good coaching IMO. I think Pharrell isn't the best fit for her, but I dig me some Pharrell so I'll allow it.

Joe Kirk is good, but for four chairs that fast is sort of a shock to me. I felt like he should've maybe picked Gwen, but he went Adam.

What's funny is that I briefly saw Joe Kirk's family when FFWDing, and I thought he was gay and being raised by his mom and two lesbians, but it turns out it was just his brothers.

Can't believe Gwen waited so long on Reggae dude, or that Adam didn't turn. He was good I guess, but he won't go far IMO. Blake was lying to him when he said that it was the best technical performance he's heard all day (unless this dude was the first of the day).

Gwen annoys me sometimes, but she's so goddamn cute. She's an absolute smoke show, especially considering her age.

White Fat Joe isn't very good so far. I don't expect anybody to turn around. I'm actually gonna FFWD and see if I'm right.......yup.

This Reagan James girl is pretty good. I just got to the "Gwen, don't cross that line" part.

Hey, Pharrell...if you don't turn your chair, you can't be upset that you can't have her. Don't be like that, a.k.a. "pulling an Adam." It seemed like Reagan didn't want to hear any of Pharell's bullshite. Good for her.

This Taylor dude is pretty damn good. Seems like a good match with Adam or Pharrell....yup, Pharrell. Good fit. He's pretty polished and Pharrell can just guide him as a producer. He could go far.

Hey, idiot girl...a Pez dispenser fricking dispenses Pez candy. Good Lord. That's what I get for walking into the kitchen instead of FFWDing through all the filler bullshite.

And she does the weird pronunciation bullshite when she sings...of course. I couldn't hate this chick more at this point. Glad nobody turned around for her. Pharrell nailed it...within the first 30 seconds he had this chick figured out 100% and it never changed.

Carson, Pharrell doesn't have to push his button if he doesn't want to. SHUT YOUR frickING WHORE MOUTH. And now he's hugging with the family; don't make me get my camera out, brah.

Blake is literally telling everybody that they have the best ____ ever. He needs to chill out with that shite...this Sugar chick borderline sucks.

This Taylor chick isn't very good IMO, but she got Pharrell and Adam to both turn around. She'll exit early. Damn, and now Blake turns. WTF?

Tears For Fears dude isn't impressed with what the judges have to say since they didn't turn around, but he sucked dick though so he can peace the frick out.

Maiya is legit. Her voice reminds me of that bald Celine Dion-knowing black chick from last season, but she's more toned down and less dramatic, and that's a good thing IMO. I like her, and she could straight up fricking KILL some Aretha, Etta James, Gladys Knight, Whitney, etc. later in the show. I look forward to that.

Gwen, sit down, girl.

Four full hours in, and I don't think Gwen has turned first for anybody yet. She's still Shakira'ing.

Also, I don't think we've seen someone where only one person turned, have we?

Pharrell has some superstars on his team so far.

I can't WAIT to see that blind black keyboard player dude next week.