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re: At what age did you get into jam bands
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:19 pm to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:19 pm to TreyAnastasio
The disco biscuits are very juvenile. Their music is all surface, and no substance. They use alot of "pretty" sounds, and employ some clever gimmicks that work well on a superficial level. Especially if you are on drugs. The fast tempo, strobing lights, and synth sounds really get those tweaked out receptors firing.
But beneath all of that; it's soul-less. Empty. You just keep that bass drum thumping on all four beats, keep the tempo around 125-130, repeat a very simplistic five note riff ad-naseum, and then speed up and get loud when you want it to "peak."
All of the poor souls who think they are hearing something interesting talk about how great they are at the segue ... refusing to admit how ridiculously similar all of their songs are. It's not much of a segue if you stay at the exact same tempo (and often times the same key) while switching to another song that has no words, and is the same style and feel as the last song you just "segued" out of.
No one in the band really has much talent as a musician - and the stuff they play doesn't require them to. They stick to a very cliché formula. Their original compositions are laughable. The last time I was forced to listen to some "nasty new bisco," somebody put on "MEMPHIS" and I was just shocked at how stupid it was: structurally, lyrically, and vocally - so childish and boring on all fronts. And this isn't even one of their "untz" songs. The "jam" tagged on to the end of it was one chord, the entire time. And this isn't even one of their "untz" songs.
About ten minutes in, the bisco fans in the room got very excited when the jam "took off".
In reality, all that happened was the keyboard player switched from piano to a synth sound, the guitar player started doubling the bass-line, and the drummer gradually sped up. Eventually the keyboard player switched to the "bird-noises" patch, and this really sent everyone into an uproar.
Eventually the "jam" reached full UNTZ mode, and became the standard biscuits jam. But nothing interesting ever happened ... and nothing ever does.
But beneath all of that; it's soul-less. Empty. You just keep that bass drum thumping on all four beats, keep the tempo around 125-130, repeat a very simplistic five note riff ad-naseum, and then speed up and get loud when you want it to "peak."
All of the poor souls who think they are hearing something interesting talk about how great they are at the segue ... refusing to admit how ridiculously similar all of their songs are. It's not much of a segue if you stay at the exact same tempo (and often times the same key) while switching to another song that has no words, and is the same style and feel as the last song you just "segued" out of.
No one in the band really has much talent as a musician - and the stuff they play doesn't require them to. They stick to a very cliché formula. Their original compositions are laughable. The last time I was forced to listen to some "nasty new bisco," somebody put on "MEMPHIS" and I was just shocked at how stupid it was: structurally, lyrically, and vocally - so childish and boring on all fronts. And this isn't even one of their "untz" songs. The "jam" tagged on to the end of it was one chord, the entire time. And this isn't even one of their "untz" songs.
About ten minutes in, the bisco fans in the room got very excited when the jam "took off".
In reality, all that happened was the keyboard player switched from piano to a synth sound, the guitar player started doubling the bass-line, and the drummer gradually sped up. Eventually the keyboard player switched to the "bird-noises" patch, and this really sent everyone into an uproar.
Eventually the "jam" reached full UNTZ mode, and became the standard biscuits jam. But nothing interesting ever happened ... and nothing ever does.
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Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:23 pm to danman6336
Back to the point at hand, needless to say when you quit materbating it really is all you can think about. I admit, I have to cheat a little. I don't look at porn anymore but sometimes when the urge gets to be too much I play with it right until the point I am about to blow and then just stop. I only let myself get to the point where it starts to tingle...I have excellent self control and have not ever accidentally blown a load.
The one drawback is I have been waking up at 5 or 5:30 every morning with a massive boner. This is really weird for me because I usually sleep until 10 or 11. The problem is I can't go back to sleep when I have a boner. I have developed a little trick to help with this. I sleep naked so I roll over on my stomach and posistion my dick so it is pointing up to my belly button. I then push my toes up and down which makes the head of my penis run against the sheets. You would be amazed at how quickly you can cum just by doing this and usually after that happens my wood goes down and I am able to sleep. I know some will call this cheating but I have two counterpoints. 1) I am like half asleep when this happens so it is basically like a wet dream and 2) I use no part of my hand so techinally it is not masterbating.
Ok, so on to the results. I will say they have been subtle. I was at Banana Republic and I handed this very hot worker there back a shirt. I know this seems minor but when she took it from me she definetly rubbed my hand real sexy. I have also noticed other girls complementing me more and making eye contact. I am only on my 5th full day of the 30 days and from what I understand the girls just get crazier and by day 30 you basically have to fight them off. I can't wait!
The one drawback is I have been waking up at 5 or 5:30 every morning with a massive boner. This is really weird for me because I usually sleep until 10 or 11. The problem is I can't go back to sleep when I have a boner. I have developed a little trick to help with this. I sleep naked so I roll over on my stomach and posistion my dick so it is pointing up to my belly button. I then push my toes up and down which makes the head of my penis run against the sheets. You would be amazed at how quickly you can cum just by doing this and usually after that happens my wood goes down and I am able to sleep. I know some will call this cheating but I have two counterpoints. 1) I am like half asleep when this happens so it is basically like a wet dream and 2) I use no part of my hand so techinally it is not masterbating.
Ok, so on to the results. I will say they have been subtle. I was at Banana Republic and I handed this very hot worker there back a shirt. I know this seems minor but when she took it from me she definetly rubbed my hand real sexy. I have also noticed other girls complementing me more and making eye contact. I am only on my 5th full day of the 30 days and from what I understand the girls just get crazier and by day 30 you basically have to fight them off. I can't wait!
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