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Just got out of jail
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:49 am
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:49 am
What a surreal night it's been. Who knew that using the word "frick" in your own driveway was a crime?
I was coming home around 1am this morning from a friend's house after being at work all day, when I decided I was going to pull into a gas station and purchase a coke. As I'm approaching the turn for the C store I pass a black SUV police cruiser that I see in my rear view begin to do a u-turn. I haven't been drinking or speeding so I think nothing of it as I pull into the gas station. As I walk inside I see this cruiser pull into the parking lot, driving by real slow as if he is looking for someone. I then watch him pull into a space on the far end of the parking lot before backing out and proceeding to drive back across the parking lot and park beside my car. Upon noticing this and realizing it is a holiday weekend I mentioned to the cashier that I think this cop is following me and obviously looking to get me for anything. As I'm standing there talking to the cashier and paying for my shite, this customer at the counter starts asking me why I would think that, to which I explain that I've had issues with them doing shite like this before.
As I'm walking out the door to my car, the female customer is walking in front of me. When the cops waved her over and I heard them ask her about me, I knew something was up. Since I knew I hadn't done shite I decided to sit in my car and not leave the gas station. I wasn't going to give them the excuse they wanted to pull me over. So I sat there for at least 15 minutes playing on my phone and listening to music, before finally saying frick it, I'm leaving. As I back out, the cruiser immediately backs out with me, but luckily for me a car got between me and them and gave me enough time to get the quarter mile down the road to my house. The cop then races into my neighborhood just a few seconds behind me and then sits and watches me for two or 3 minutes..
At this point I'm fricking pissed. I'm being watched, and followed like some POS criminal and all I'm trying to do is go home. Thinking it's best I call and make some sort of compliant, I call the police station (like a dumbass) and explain whats going on. The dispatcher then tells me she is going to send the sheriff over to get my complaint. However, when this a-hole arrives he starts telling me no one is following me or watching me and no one followed me home and sat 50 feet from my driveway for 2 or 3 minutes watching me. He also says the customer in the store is an off duty dispatcher and said I was bad mouthing cops. So I tell him thanks for wasting my time, I'm done talking to him, and I proceed to get my stuff out of my car to walk in the house. It was then he said again that I needed to stop being so paranoid and imagining things, to which I responded "frick you". At this point he decided to be the bitch and arrest me in my own driveway, saying I was disturbing the peace at 130 almost 2 am.
So I am now a criminal. I got booked, finger printed and placed in a cell before posting a 500 dollar bond and being released. After he had his little dick measuring contest, I jogged 3 miles back to my house at 4am. My only regret is not asking him shouldn't he be off shooting a dog somewhere instead of wasting his time arresting me.
I was coming home around 1am this morning from a friend's house after being at work all day, when I decided I was going to pull into a gas station and purchase a coke. As I'm approaching the turn for the C store I pass a black SUV police cruiser that I see in my rear view begin to do a u-turn. I haven't been drinking or speeding so I think nothing of it as I pull into the gas station. As I walk inside I see this cruiser pull into the parking lot, driving by real slow as if he is looking for someone. I then watch him pull into a space on the far end of the parking lot before backing out and proceeding to drive back across the parking lot and park beside my car. Upon noticing this and realizing it is a holiday weekend I mentioned to the cashier that I think this cop is following me and obviously looking to get me for anything. As I'm standing there talking to the cashier and paying for my shite, this customer at the counter starts asking me why I would think that, to which I explain that I've had issues with them doing shite like this before.
As I'm walking out the door to my car, the female customer is walking in front of me. When the cops waved her over and I heard them ask her about me, I knew something was up. Since I knew I hadn't done shite I decided to sit in my car and not leave the gas station. I wasn't going to give them the excuse they wanted to pull me over. So I sat there for at least 15 minutes playing on my phone and listening to music, before finally saying frick it, I'm leaving. As I back out, the cruiser immediately backs out with me, but luckily for me a car got between me and them and gave me enough time to get the quarter mile down the road to my house. The cop then races into my neighborhood just a few seconds behind me and then sits and watches me for two or 3 minutes..
At this point I'm fricking pissed. I'm being watched, and followed like some POS criminal and all I'm trying to do is go home. Thinking it's best I call and make some sort of compliant, I call the police station (like a dumbass) and explain whats going on. The dispatcher then tells me she is going to send the sheriff over to get my complaint. However, when this a-hole arrives he starts telling me no one is following me or watching me and no one followed me home and sat 50 feet from my driveway for 2 or 3 minutes watching me. He also says the customer in the store is an off duty dispatcher and said I was bad mouthing cops. So I tell him thanks for wasting my time, I'm done talking to him, and I proceed to get my stuff out of my car to walk in the house. It was then he said again that I needed to stop being so paranoid and imagining things, to which I responded "frick you". At this point he decided to be the bitch and arrest me in my own driveway, saying I was disturbing the peace at 130 almost 2 am.
So I am now a criminal. I got booked, finger printed and placed in a cell before posting a 500 dollar bond and being released. After he had his little dick measuring contest, I jogged 3 miles back to my house at 4am. My only regret is not asking him shouldn't he be off shooting a dog somewhere instead of wasting his time arresting me.
This post was edited on 9/1/14 at 5:53 am
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:55 am to Blizzard of Chizz
I hope you asked how small his cock was on the way to the hotel.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:55 am to Blizzard of Chizz
He's jealous of your grade 12.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:57 am to The Third Leg
Nope but he never read me my rights. He was so busy being a bitch that he forgot to.. Don't know if that means shite, but once I realized it, I didn't let him know.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:57 am to Blizzard of Chizz
Well, did you learn anything from this?
Mouth off to a cop = going to jail.
Mouth off to a cop = going to jail.
This post was edited on 9/1/14 at 5:58 am
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:58 am to Blizzard of Chizz
I got pissed off reading that.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:59 am to Blizzard of Chizz
So you had a problem with police and your first instinct was to call more police? Good call.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:00 am to fishfighter
quote:
Mouth off to a cop = going to jail
Whats weird is I'm not even mad about going to jail, I'm sure I will be after sleeping on it though.. I literally sat there the whole time while being booked laughing at him. I've never seen anyone look and act like a bigger bitch than this guy.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:01 am to Blizzard of Chizz
frickin with you cuz you're a teenager, with a little bit of gold and a pager.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:02 am to LucasP
quote:
So you had a problem with police and your first instinct was to call more police?
Last time I had an issue, me and the other sheriff sat down and talked for an hour. I heard his side and he heard mine and it was real civil. This guy was ready to rumble when he got out of his car. That's why I told him thanks for wasting my time I wasn't going to argue with him.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:03 am to Blizzard of Chizz
Serious question, are you black?
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:04 am to Blizzard of Chizz
quote:Buy a mirror.
I've never seen anyone look and act like a bigger bitch than this guy.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:05 am to Broski
Nope, I'm white, clean cut guy.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:07 am to Blizzard of Chizz
Why didn't you just proceed as normal at the gas station, go home to your house and go to sleep or whatever you were going to do? Sitting there for 15 minutes just gives them more reason to follow you.
I get that they were just looking for a reason to pull you over, but you made this into a way bigger deal than it was and in turn got you sent to jail for the night....
I get that they were just looking for a reason to pull you over, but you made this into a way bigger deal than it was and in turn got you sent to jail for the night....
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:08 am to Blizzard of Chizz
Where do you live? Describe the vicinity of the c-store and the drive home from that point?
Sounds like tiny wanted a DUI bust, maybe some party favors, and did not like your cognizance.
Sounds like tiny wanted a DUI bust, maybe some party favors, and did not like your cognizance.
This post was edited on 9/1/14 at 6:12 am
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:09 am to Blizzard of Chizz
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Nope, I'm white, clean cut guy.
Hmmm...
something doesn't add up.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:09 am to Blizzard of Chizz
You should've pulled a gun.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:10 am to jg8623
quote:
Sitting there for 15 minutes just gives them more reason to follow you.
Sitting in my car listening to music and texting is a crime? There is no proceed as normal. These are the same cops that once pulled me over claiming my headlights were too high.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:11 am to jg8623
Should have went home, pulled out a lawn chair, cracked a beer and sat in the front yard and watched them.
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:11 am to Broski
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something doesn't add up.
Agree, especially since he mentioned this type of stuff happening before and another issue he had with a sheriff in the past....
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