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re: Would you be this guy for one night?
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:21 pm to genro
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:21 pm to genro
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What if you already have a hot wife and don't want to be a marginally famous c-list actor?
Maybe you should aim a little higher in your personal envy.
The question was for one night. Relax. Homo.
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:22 pm to LNCHBOX
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And for a board that calls Kate Upton fat,
It's very simple. Upton has no waist and a flat arse. The progression from her boobs to her waist to her hips is a straight line.
And anyone who hangs out with Cameron Diaz that much is probably a lesbian.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:23 pm to cattus
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Hendricks would get my harpoon
This post was edited on 9/29/20 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:24 pm to SPEEDY
yummy
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:25 pm to UL-SabanRival
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It's very simple. Upton has no waist and a flat arse. The progression from her boobs to her waist to her hips is a straight line
yep. she's got no hips at all. I would love to plow, but would take Hendricks all day before Upton
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:26 pm to UL-SabanRival
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It's very simple. Upton has no waist and a flat arse.
And yet CH is an actual whale and gets drooled over. makes no sense. You could probably find several women of her caliber at Walmart right now. All you'd need is a competent makeup and hair team.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:26 pm to SPEEDY
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Anytime Kate Upton is mentioned or a pic posted of her on here, she is immediately called fat, but this huge bitch gets drooled over by the same posters.
Hendricks has some curves. Upton is all boobs and no curves.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:27 pm to tigers102886
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Hendricks has some curves.
Understatement.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:27 pm to MasCervezas
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she's got no hips at all
Not to worry. Hendricks has plenty of hip to go around
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:28 pm to LNCHBOX
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That chick does nothing for me. And for a board that calls Kate Upton fat, I'll never understand the infatuation with this chick. She's nothing but a pair of pale veiny tits. Don't get the appeal at all.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:28 pm to cattus
Do I have to frick his fat wife/gf?
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:31 pm to yellowfin
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:34 pm to genro
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What if you already have a hot wife and don't want to be a marginally famous c-list actor?
Well then, you should post pics of your hot wife!
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:34 pm to SPEEDY
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Hendricks has plenty of hip to go around
yeah she does. I would prefer that over Upton though
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:35 pm to Artie Rome
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That's a BIG BITCH!
That's a curvy sexy bitch!
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:35 pm to LNCHBOX
I just told you why it makes sense. And she actually looks pretty good without the makeup and hair team.
Don't listen you your frightened, small penis. Curvy girls are the shite.
Don't listen you your frightened, small penis. Curvy girls are the shite.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:37 pm to UL-SabanRival
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Don't listen you your frightened, small penis. Curvy girls are the shite.
I date a curvy girl and have a short pecker. You get in right positions and it's all good. Only thing that doesn't work quite as well as with skinny girls or having 8 inch cock is traditional missionary and if she starfishes(lays flat on stomach and opens legs aka "i'm too tired or drunk to help you out but if you can get it you can have it" position)
This post was edited on 8/18/14 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:40 pm to UL-SabanRival
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I just told you why it makes sense
It doesn't. This chick is actually fat, you can tell because apparently pics of her in a two piece either don't exist or are completely unflattering.
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And she actually looks pretty good without the makeup and hair team.
A blurry selfie from distance? Consider me not sold. I stand by the Walmart statement.
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Don't listen you your frightened, small penis.
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Curvy girls are the shite.
Meh. You can be curvy without being fat.
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:49 pm to LNCHBOX
But you apparently can be fat without being curvy, hence Upton.
No one is making you look at her. We dig her. Live with it.
No one is making you look at her. We dig her. Live with it.
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