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Our next door neighbor said he kills frogs with his bare hands by squeezing them
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:11 am
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:11 am
until their eyes pop out.
I looked at my wife and she looked at me then she said "are you serious?"
He laughed and said yeah, I hate those damn things. They keep me up at night, they're so loud.
I was thinking WTF? That's some sick shite.
What does the OT think about this? The dude is 47 years old, he's not a 13 year old teenager.

I looked at my wife and she looked at me then she said "are you serious?"
He laughed and said yeah, I hate those damn things. They keep me up at night, they're so loud.
I was thinking WTF? That's some sick shite.
What does the OT think about this? The dude is 47 years old, he's not a 13 year old teenager.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:13 am to SmackDaniels
At least he doesn't ribbit apart.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:13 am to SmackDaniels
i'd try not to keep him awake... or you might be next
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to LewDawg
I hear it doesn't take long before they croak.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to SmackDaniels
As long as he eats them it's ok
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to LewDawg
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At least he doesn't ribbit apart.

This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 7:15 am
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:16 am to SmackDaniels
He's got problems.
Probably,literally has skeletons in his closet.
Probably,literally has skeletons in his closet.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:17 am to SmackDaniels
You probably kill mice by letting a little metal lever crush them to death in slow agony, their tiny black eyes bulging from their furry little heads as red blood burbles and foams from their mouths, aspirating their final breaths from punctured lungs.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:23 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Is squeezing them the most effective way?
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:24 am to SmackDaniels
At least you know who to turn to if you have a frog problem in or around your house.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:28 am to GEAUXmedic
Maybe, idk
The time I did it, we bashed their little brains in with a mini baseball bat
The time I did it, we bashed their little brains in with a mini baseball bat
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:30 am to etow69
I applaud the puns in this thread.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:33 am to LewDawg
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At least he doesn't ribbit apart.
Laughed. Out. Loud.

Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:35 am to SmackDaniels
I strangle my dick with my bare hands.
It tries really hard not to die by making itself hard so it's harder to squeeze, but I try to squeeze even harder.
I know I win because it coughs out spit at it's last gasp. Then it goes limp.
It tries really hard not to die by making itself hard so it's harder to squeeze, but I try to squeeze even harder.
I know I win because it coughs out spit at it's last gasp. Then it goes limp.
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 8:05 am
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:59 am to SmackDaniels
When I was a kid I'd catch them, tie a bolt or nut to their legs with string and execute them in a 5 gal bucket full water..
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