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re: I need to hear bad waiters stories
Posted on 8/4/14 at 10:52 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 8/4/14 at 10:52 pm to wildtigercat93
Ok. This is OT of the OP. But I can't resist.
In the early nineties I was at a restaurant in Dallas. The party next to us kept sending back the wine and steaks, like three times each. Real a holes. So my buddy and I give the waiter 100 bucks to run down the street, buy a bottle of Manischevitz (wino wine), and present it to them with our compliments. He did it, just as we were walking out.
One of the two guys in the a hole party comes out screaming at us, threatening to fight us. We just stared at him until he turned tail. That ahole's name? Wait for it . . . . Mark Cuban. Swear to God.
In the early nineties I was at a restaurant in Dallas. The party next to us kept sending back the wine and steaks, like three times each. Real a holes. So my buddy and I give the waiter 100 bucks to run down the street, buy a bottle of Manischevitz (wino wine), and present it to them with our compliments. He did it, just as we were walking out.
One of the two guys in the a hole party comes out screaming at us, threatening to fight us. We just stared at him until he turned tail. That ahole's name? Wait for it . . . . Mark Cuban. Swear to God.
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 10:57 pm to JudgeHolden
I could totally see Cuban doing that 
Posted on 8/4/14 at 11:17 pm to JudgeHolden
Judge,
I want that to be true.
I want that to be true.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 12:25 am to JudgeHolden
He was probably so pissed because he thought you were being anti-Semitic. Cuban is a Jew and manischevitz is jewish wine.
My guess is he inferred you found his behavior boorish and miserly and that he was behaving that way because he was a Jew.
My guess is he inferred you found his behavior boorish and miserly and that he was behaving that way because he was a Jew.
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