re: First trailer for 50 Shades of Grey...

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I never read 50 Shades. Women are dumb...find a man that makes you happy in all aspects rather than living through Edward Cullen, Christian Grey, or any of the Fabio cover harlequin novels.

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You are wise beyond your years

I don't know how they can do the books justice and keep the movie down to an R rating

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I never read 50 Shades. Women are dumb...find a man that makes you happy in all aspects rather than living through Edward Cullen, Christian Grey, or any of the Fabio cover harlequin novels.

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I read it because all my girl friends were hyping it up. The first person narrative of Anastasia was so mind blowingly awful. "My inner goddess is proud!" "My sub conscious is telling me no!" frick bitch, why are you so bipolar? Maybe that's why you're graduating college with exactly 2 friends.

And then there's Christian, who is essentially a robot with his "I am not programmed to love" first world rich people problems.

It pained me to finish the first book, but after I did and went back and gave shite to everyone who told me that it was "soooo good." Haven't read the next 2 books, and I highly doubt I ever will.