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Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:28 am
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:16 am to DelU249
Sounds like you should watch Scream or Cabin in the Woods
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:25 am to DelU249
I watched "you're next" Friday night and I had plenty of the same thoughts you did.
SPOILERS!
Someone shooting crossbows through the window? Well just leave someone upstairs by themselves. Nothing could go wrong right?
The whole splitting up thing just pisses me off.
Dad sure as hell doesn't have a problem sending his only daughter into certain doom through the front door.
And after three people are killed they still refuse to barricade themselves in an upstairs bedroom with makeshift weapons.
Btw, as soon as I found out there were only 3 killers I would have bum rushed them in force one at a time.
SPOILERS!
Someone shooting crossbows through the window? Well just leave someone upstairs by themselves. Nothing could go wrong right?
The whole splitting up thing just pisses me off.
Dad sure as hell doesn't have a problem sending his only daughter into certain doom through the front door.
And after three people are killed they still refuse to barricade themselves in an upstairs bedroom with makeshift weapons.
Btw, as soon as I found out there were only 3 killers I would have bum rushed them in force one at a time.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:49 am to DelU249
Don't have sex. Don't even be physically attractive.
-Wes Craven
-Wes Craven
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:56 am to DelU249
don't bother checking the backseat when you jump in a car.... no one would EVER think to hide back there !
while people are being killed around you, now is a great time to take a shower alone.
make sure to get in front of as many windows as possible to give the killer(s) lot's of opportunities.
while people are being killed around you, now is a great time to take a shower alone.
make sure to get in front of as many windows as possible to give the killer(s) lot's of opportunities.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:10 am to LesMiles BFF
I'm right there with you.
SPOILERS FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU'RE NEXT
holy fricking shite. These assholes have some crossbows and they're waiting outside, how about we stop hanging out by windows and going to the door. Everyone group together in an upstairs room, wait it out for some sunlight and kill anyone who walks through the door. Also, before you hunker down make the room clear and safe.
And this guy is the worst father ever. How the frick do you have a remote hunting cabin mcmansion and no fricking guns? 300 million guns in the United States and the victims of these movies never have ONE unless it is Jason or Michael Myers. How did Halloween end? When Dr. Loomis unloaded his hand cannon revolver into MM, that's how.
SPOILERS FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU'RE NEXT
holy fricking shite. These assholes have some crossbows and they're waiting outside, how about we stop hanging out by windows and going to the door. Everyone group together in an upstairs room, wait it out for some sunlight and kill anyone who walks through the door. Also, before you hunker down make the room clear and safe.
And this guy is the worst father ever. How the frick do you have a remote hunting cabin mcmansion and no fricking guns? 300 million guns in the United States and the victims of these movies never have ONE unless it is Jason or Michael Myers. How did Halloween end? When Dr. Loomis unloaded his hand cannon revolver into MM, that's how.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:12 am to LSUTygerFan
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don't bother checking the backseat when you jump in a car
I can somewhat defend this one, half the time they are completely unaware that someone is trying to murder the shite out of them.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:14 am to DelU249
quote:
I can somewhat defend this one, half the time they are completely unaware that someone is trying to murder the shite out of them.
No one is trying to murder me and I still have the paranoid tendency to check the backseat of my car at night.
I'm weird though.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:17 am to Scruffy
I've stopped checking, but probably not any more...dick
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:25 am to elprez00
Why would she grab the banana? She is white?
Please don't ban me. I'm not racist. It was just asking for the joke. Blame the gif, not me. It's not my fault. I'm weak. I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Please don't ban me. I'm not racist. It was just asking for the joke. Blame the gif, not me. It's not my fault. I'm weak. I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:28 am to DelU249
Survival Rules:
1. Have at least one black friend for cannon fodder, the more the merrier. Same goes with any couples you know who engage in premarital sex.
2. Hear a strange noise? See something creepy? Run in opposite direction instead of investigating.
3. Don't walk around filming shite, you'll just end up filming your own death.
4. Don't be an a-hole.
5. Now is not the time to fall in love and pursue a romance.
6. If you think something is dead don't go check, continue shooting/stabbing/lighting on fire until the only thing remaining is just a messy pool on the floor.
7. Headshot everything, multiple times. I don't care if Michael Myers or Jason is invincible, let's see them track you down when they have bullet holes where their eyes used to be.
8. Never run upstairs!
9. If you think you're successfully hidden from something, chances are you're not.
10. If something has been chasing you and them seemingly disappears, rest assured it's actually in the location you were trying to get to (indoors, car, etc.) It WILL be there waiting for you. Just avoid that and go somewhere else.
11. The first person to suggest splitting up: knock them unconscious and leave them as a treat for the killer to waste time on while the rest of the group goes ANYWHERE else as long as it's together.
I'm sure there are more, but they would vary based on what the killer is (man, monster, ghost, demon, whatever).
1. Have at least one black friend for cannon fodder, the more the merrier. Same goes with any couples you know who engage in premarital sex.
2. Hear a strange noise? See something creepy? Run in opposite direction instead of investigating.
3. Don't walk around filming shite, you'll just end up filming your own death.
4. Don't be an a-hole.
5. Now is not the time to fall in love and pursue a romance.
6. If you think something is dead don't go check, continue shooting/stabbing/lighting on fire until the only thing remaining is just a messy pool on the floor.
7. Headshot everything, multiple times. I don't care if Michael Myers or Jason is invincible, let's see them track you down when they have bullet holes where their eyes used to be.
8. Never run upstairs!
9. If you think you're successfully hidden from something, chances are you're not.
10. If something has been chasing you and them seemingly disappears, rest assured it's actually in the location you were trying to get to (indoors, car, etc.) It WILL be there waiting for you. Just avoid that and go somewhere else.
11. The first person to suggest splitting up: knock them unconscious and leave them as a treat for the killer to waste time on while the rest of the group goes ANYWHERE else as long as it's together.
I'm sure there are more, but they would vary based on what the killer is (man, monster, ghost, demon, whatever).
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 9:32 am
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:32 am to DelU249
Always figured if I were in a Friday the 13th, I'd be done in within the first act.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:33 am to Tom288
quote:
Headshot everything, multiple times
I disagree, unload like you typically would, then walk up with them on the ground and deliver the kill shot.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:34 am to Tom288
look forward when you're running away from the bad guy
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:35 am to Tom288
quote:One of my favorite Robot Chicken scenes is about this.
10. If something has been chasing you and them seemingly disappears, rest assured it's actually in the location you were trying to get to (indoors, car, etc.) It WILL be there waiting for you. Just avoid that and go somewhere else.
Jason's Deceiving Speed
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:35 am to DelU249
quote:
I disagree, unload like you typically would, then walk up with them on the ground and deliver the kill shot.
quote:
6. If you think something is dead don't go check, continue shooting/stabbing/lighting it on fire until the only thing remaining is just a messy pool on the floor.
You've just been killed because you failed to follow rule 6.
quote:
Jason's Deceiving Speed
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 9:37 am
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:38 am to Tom288
I didn't say I put my foot on his chest and shoot him in the head...
I'm not stupid, these people are typically chicks or beta males who have never fired a weapon in their life, not only are they not going to make head shots with any kind of consistency, they're not going to hit those at all.
center of mass...short, but ample distance, boom, right in the head
the kill shot is necessary to confirm that the threat or (in a scenario with multiple perps) one of the threats is done (very important, you kill the last one, but wait that other one wasn't really dead)
also, if it is only one thing you're running from, you can then stop running, finish them off and now you don't have to keep running.
I'm not stupid, these people are typically chicks or beta males who have never fired a weapon in their life, not only are they not going to make head shots with any kind of consistency, they're not going to hit those at all.
center of mass...short, but ample distance, boom, right in the head
the kill shot is necessary to confirm that the threat or (in a scenario with multiple perps) one of the threats is done (very important, you kill the last one, but wait that other one wasn't really dead)
also, if it is only one thing you're running from, you can then stop running, finish them off and now you don't have to keep running.
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 9:41 am
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:40 am to DelU249
Chicks and beta males would be in my list, on rule 1, of people to bring with you for cannon fodder. My list isn't for keeping the hot cheerleader or douchebag male alive, it's for the one or two normal people that find themselves in these situations.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:42 am to Tom288
when has this ever happened?
twice?
Normal males aren't in these movies, it is always some dipshit in touch with his feelings motherfricker, and if there is a capable male in the movie, he is most likely the killer
twice?
Normal males aren't in these movies, it is always some dipshit in touch with his feelings motherfricker, and if there is a capable male in the movie, he is most likely the killer
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