re: Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had

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She: So, where do you work, (my name)?
Me: Initech.
She: In... yeah, what do you do there?
Me: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
She: What's that?
Me: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
She: You're just not gonna go?
Me: Yeah.
She: Won't you get fired?
Me: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
She: So you're gonna quit?
Me: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
She: When did you decide all that?
Me: About an hour ago.
She: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Me: I don't think I'd like another job.
She: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Me: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
She: Well, so what do you wanna do?
Me: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?
She: I love 'Kung Fu'.
Me: Channel 39.
She: Totally.
Me: You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight.
She: Ok.
[I nod]
She: Ok. Can we order lunch first?
[I nod again]
She: Ok.

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Something fishy about this story. I think I've heard it before...

my contribution is from when we were in college. we went and saw for dinner and then headed back to my place to watch a movie. I got hard and she saw the girth through my jeans and just stared. and then attacked. was some of the best sex i've ever had. We banged for the next 4 semesters but never committed to each other. She was a winner.