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re: Spinoff- Fastest you got laid after meeting someone for the first time
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:12 am to Sevendust912
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:12 am to Sevendust912
About an hour and a half in a threesome with 2 chicks
at ivars with my friend on a monday NCAA basketball final back in 2003-4?. Game had been over for a couple hours, and the bar had since for the most part cleared out.
These two girls(OT6,OT3) come in completely sober and sit at the table next to us. I order a jim beam and seven..and this English chick pipes in "jim beam, who drinks that?" Tells the bartender to make me a maker's instead and that she'd buy it.
So we start talking, but my friend and the other don't hit it off(lil bit chubby, 30 lbs overweight) and he wants to leave. So they tell him that they will give me a ride home. We left 30 mins later and went to chubby's house. English chick gets a call from her mom(in England) and goes into the bedroom, and the other girl puts her hand on me leg, so I give in and we start making out. We hear the english chick get off the phone, and I get up expecting that I might have fricked up by kissing the uglier one. I walk to the bedroom to check on her and she just plants one on me(first kiss). We get hot and heavy and fall onto her bed and then the other girl walks in a min later and sits on the edge of the bed. The other girl takes no notice of her, and I reach out and start rubbing chubby.....they drove me home the next morning.
at ivars with my friend on a monday NCAA basketball final back in 2003-4?. Game had been over for a couple hours, and the bar had since for the most part cleared out.
These two girls(OT6,OT3) come in completely sober and sit at the table next to us. I order a jim beam and seven..and this English chick pipes in "jim beam, who drinks that?" Tells the bartender to make me a maker's instead and that she'd buy it.
So we start talking, but my friend and the other don't hit it off(lil bit chubby, 30 lbs overweight) and he wants to leave. So they tell him that they will give me a ride home. We left 30 mins later and went to chubby's house. English chick gets a call from her mom(in England) and goes into the bedroom, and the other girl puts her hand on me leg, so I give in and we start making out. We hear the english chick get off the phone, and I get up expecting that I might have fricked up by kissing the uglier one. I walk to the bedroom to check on her and she just plants one on me(first kiss). We get hot and heavy and fall onto her bed and then the other girl walks in a min later and sits on the edge of the bed. The other girl takes no notice of her, and I reach out and start rubbing chubby.....they drove me home the next morning.
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:17 am to Iona Fan Man
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We get hot and heavy and fall onto her bed and then the other girl walks in a min later and sits on the edge of the bed. The other girl takes no notice of her, and I reach out and start rubbing chubby.....they drove me home the next morning.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:30 am to Iona Fan Man
Not me, but a friend/co-worker.
We went to a 3 day banking conference for our company. On the last night, we went to the hotel bar and had a few drinks. We talked with a few people there, but it was no big deal.
We then go to get on the elevator to go to our room. The elevator was crowded and I was standing in front of my friend. I go to get off the elevator and I turned around thinking he would be right behind be. I look back, and there he is making out with a pretty damn cute woman in the back of the elevator.
I just laughed, went to the room and went to sleep.
About 8 o'clock the next morning, he walks in. I asked him what happened as I did not even see him talk to this woman during the 3 days of the conference. He said he had never met her or recalled seeing her. He said they were standing in the elevator and she just started looking at him smiling. The next thing he knew, she started kissing him and mugging with him. He figured they would get to her floor and she would just leave. But, she took his hand, brought him back to her room and they f*cked most of the night. He said the next morning, her husband called. He left when she got on the phone with her kids. All he found out was her first name and the fact that she was a lawyer attending the conference.
This woman looked like the girl-next-door/marrying type. Just looking at her, she's someone you would never have thought would do something like this. I'm guessing she's done this often and her husband doesn't have a clue.
ETA: My friend was just an average looking dude. In fact, he could have stood to lose a few pounds. It's not like he was a GQ model.
We went to a 3 day banking conference for our company. On the last night, we went to the hotel bar and had a few drinks. We talked with a few people there, but it was no big deal.
We then go to get on the elevator to go to our room. The elevator was crowded and I was standing in front of my friend. I go to get off the elevator and I turned around thinking he would be right behind be. I look back, and there he is making out with a pretty damn cute woman in the back of the elevator.
I just laughed, went to the room and went to sleep.
About 8 o'clock the next morning, he walks in. I asked him what happened as I did not even see him talk to this woman during the 3 days of the conference. He said he had never met her or recalled seeing her. He said they were standing in the elevator and she just started looking at him smiling. The next thing he knew, she started kissing him and mugging with him. He figured they would get to her floor and she would just leave. But, she took his hand, brought him back to her room and they f*cked most of the night. He said the next morning, her husband called. He left when she got on the phone with her kids. All he found out was her first name and the fact that she was a lawyer attending the conference.
This woman looked like the girl-next-door/marrying type. Just looking at her, she's someone you would never have thought would do something like this. I'm guessing she's done this often and her husband doesn't have a clue.
ETA: My friend was just an average looking dude. In fact, he could have stood to lose a few pounds. It's not like he was a GQ model.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 11:35 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:18 pm to Iona Fan Man
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About an hour and a half in a threesome with 2 chicks
Penthouse Forum quality right there.....
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