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re: What objectively douchebag behaviors do you exhibit...
Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:01 pm to Navytiger74
Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:01 pm to Navytiger74
Live in a yuppie zip code
Wear a tag watch and ray bans
Drive a late model Mercedes into poorer hoods to shop
Wear flip flops, almost exclusively
AMEX platinum
All apple products
Spent a month in Thailand and will tell you about it
Read during weddings.
Smoke marijuana in communal areas
Go to Starbucks ever fricking day
Talk to my cat in a foreign accent
Grope and grab my wife relentlessly
Drink craft beers only.
Wear a tag watch and ray bans
Drive a late model Mercedes into poorer hoods to shop
Wear flip flops, almost exclusively
AMEX platinum
All apple products
Spent a month in Thailand and will tell you about it
Read during weddings.
Smoke marijuana in communal areas
Go to Starbucks ever fricking day
Talk to my cat in a foreign accent
Grope and grab my wife relentlessly
Drink craft beers only.
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Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:07 pm to The Third Leg
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Live in a yuppie zip code Wear a tag watch and ray bans Drive a late model Mercedes into poorer hoods to shop Wear flip flops, almost exclusively AMEX platinum All apple products Spent a month in Thailand and will tell you about it Read during weddings. Smoke marijuana in communal areas Go to Starbucks ever fricking day Talk to my cat in a foreign accent Grope and grab my wife relentlessly Drink craft beers only.
We should probably hang. Except for the weed part. And I wear Omega, not Tag...and don't pay fees on my AMEX.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:08 pm to The Third Leg
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Third leg
Impressed.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:18 pm to The Third Leg
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Wear flip flops
That's a good one
This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:29 pm to The Third Leg
I get bottle service in low rent bars marketed as clubs
I get the $1500 minimum cabana in Vegas
I always valet, even when it's inconvenient and unnecessary
I buy organic groceries only
I talk about books
I don't have to work much and still hate work
I put my bag on the middle seat after boarding a southwest flight
I recline my seat.
I ignore people sitting next to me on planes, putting my headphones in when they speak
I travel and ask every cab driver or uber driver for drug connections
I have offered regular woman $500 for an hour
I get the $1500 minimum cabana in Vegas
I always valet, even when it's inconvenient and unnecessary
I buy organic groceries only
I talk about books
I don't have to work much and still hate work
I put my bag on the middle seat after boarding a southwest flight
I recline my seat.
I ignore people sitting next to me on planes, putting my headphones in when they speak
I travel and ask every cab driver or uber driver for drug connections
I have offered regular woman $500 for an hour
This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 5/30/14 at 7:35 pm to The Third Leg
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Wear a tag watch
This is douchey?
Oh well....check Wear costa del mars
wear sperry's....no socks
Posted on 5/31/14 at 7:14 am to The Third Leg
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Spent a month in Thailand and will tell you about it
This made me laugh.
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