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re: Boat launch comedy
Posted on 4/28/14 at 9:21 am to CBLSU316
Posted on 4/28/14 at 9:21 am to CBLSU316
Not really at the ramp but...
When I was a kid out on the Ouachita River near the Hangout, there was a guy in a jet boat hauling arse up the river. When he got around the corner we heard the engine abruptly shut down. We all jumped in the boat and rode around to see dude and the boat on the sandbar, him bailing water with a fricking Dixie cup. His old lady was knee deep in his arse about wrecking the boat and losing the truck keys and everything else under the sun. There were probably 100 people sitting on the sandbar watching dude get chewed out by his wife.
When I was a kid out on the Ouachita River near the Hangout, there was a guy in a jet boat hauling arse up the river. When he got around the corner we heard the engine abruptly shut down. We all jumped in the boat and rode around to see dude and the boat on the sandbar, him bailing water with a fricking Dixie cup. His old lady was knee deep in his arse about wrecking the boat and losing the truck keys and everything else under the sun. There were probably 100 people sitting on the sandbar watching dude get chewed out by his wife.
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Posted on 4/28/14 at 9:32 am to MSWebfoot
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bailing water with a fricking Dixie cup
Posted on 4/28/14 at 9:43 am to MSWebfoot
My bil and his 2 buds went fishing out of Bayou Bienvenue? in St. Bernard years ago. They launched about dawn and noticed 2 guys in a boat tied up next to the boat launch. One guy was working on the motor and the other was sippin on a 40.
They fished till about 10 Am and came back in. The mechanic was STILL working on the motor, but his bro had evidently drank a few more 40's and was sitting at the wheel, turning it back and forth and making motor noises, while the mechanic was trying to work. Just as my bil turned his motor off, the mechanic threw a wrench, narrowly missing drunk bud's head.
My bil and friends almost fell out the boat laughing as the mechanic screams, "SEE!! You de reason I cain't have a gun cuz I'da shot you arse by now!"
They fished till about 10 Am and came back in. The mechanic was STILL working on the motor, but his bro had evidently drank a few more 40's and was sitting at the wheel, turning it back and forth and making motor noises, while the mechanic was trying to work. Just as my bil turned his motor off, the mechanic threw a wrench, narrowly missing drunk bud's head.
My bil and friends almost fell out the boat laughing as the mechanic screams, "SEE!! You de reason I cain't have a gun cuz I'da shot you arse by now!"
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