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Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:47 pm to
i learned this advice on PT. might save you. i hear they come in all sizes

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. It had this star of david with a cross inside it painted on the base. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my arse, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.

Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this butt plug so Satan couldn't stick his dick in my pooper and make me gay.

I end up being raised by my aunt and uncle (mom's sister) and my mom is still in a mental hospital (and probably will be for life). I still visit her and don't really hold anything against her because she was ill. For what it's worth though, Satan never stuck his dick in my pooper and I'm not gay.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19440 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:53 pm to
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT WAR!!!!!! WHAT THE frick IS WRONG YOU DEGENERATES??? WHERE IS THE CLASS IN AMERICA THESE DAYS?????????

my motivation for coming to PT and sharing my wartime experience seems to be producing the desired effects and the plan is working here, i am reaching my goals of spreading awareness of the yankee swine, the fact that what i have seen them do is the sum of all evils.

perhaps you are wondering about the mystique of my life in the physical form, perhaps will read a biography, and consider the forgotten side of the great war, the beautiful confederacy.

what kind of yankee swine shite is falling from your defecating mouth OP

I would defile nipple_tomatoes' mother and when finished with her unworthy count I would offer her to low ranking confederate soldiers free of charge so that she may be presented with a complimentary bukkake session, glazing her rosey cheeks with confederate cum as she is hunched over on her aching bloodied and scabbed knees (from taking cocks in her mouth) in a fit of arousal, gushing waterfall after waterfall of thick plasma-like rotten union vaginal slime from the gaping orphace between her hairy and pimpled, wrinkled thighs as she incontrollably experiences orgasm upon orgasm before even yet a single confederate penis graces her wretched putrid genitals, as the boy's mother is a blue bellied billy yank whore with an insatiable appetite for male attention.

if they took one look at nipple_tomatoes' mother, they would surely kill themselves... i am going to try to abduct her and then deploy her as a weapon of mass destruction, they will take one look at the blue bellied billy yank whore and put their muskets in their mouths.

I like the cut of your jib soldier. Nipple_tomatoes still suckles at his mothers teet although her titties have been suckled dry by entire brigades of confederate men as you described above.

The boy masturbates over 4 times a day, his cock is almost as badly bloodied and scabbed as his mothers knees who will most likely die after a horses cock destroys her innards

I feel as though I know the likes of you so well, a young unaccomplished hopelessly pathetic excuse of a man with a mild drug addiction, yearning for attention from the whore Yankee mother who was always too preoccupied taking confederate cocks and slave cocks in her stretched out arse hole, throat and drought like vagina. Your father hates you and probably entertains the idea of killing himself every evening as he drowns his sorrow in a morphine and whiskey cocktail.

Good riddance
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 7:54 pm
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