re: Jamaica. Is it safe to leave the resort?

I had the time of my life, found a cab driver who took us anywhere. I told him find me a jerk shack.
Coolest place with Aunt Jemima doing the cooking in a parking lot with a giant bar full of locals.

Along comes some Bob Marly guy selling Boiled crawfish. shite you not..

I bought some crawfish and Aunt Jemima was pissed.

It was then a battle royal between Aunt Jemima and Bob Marley.

I just ordered another Red Strip and enjoyed the show.