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Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:02 am to
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4887 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:02 am to
Tight like turtle pussy underwater.

Hard like honeymoon dick

Hard like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's arse

Hard like nailing jello to a tree.

When asked if something was going to make a big explosion "Hell yeah "it'll go off and kill everything big enough to die"
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3984 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:08 am to
Harder than woodpecker lips
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 2:02 pm to
"Having sex at 90 is like playing pool with a wet noodle".

George burns
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