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Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:39 pm to cas4t
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holy shite she would lose her mind
She ever fake a pregnancy on April Fools Day?
If so...fake proposal is fair game.
Buy a ring box. Go out to eat, start talking all sweet to her. Get on your knee and when you open the box she will be expecting you to say "will you marry me"...instead you say "april fools"
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:45 pm to cas4t
Tell her you have an STD.
I think you can get a fake STD report somewhere.
I think you can get a fake STD report somewhere.
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:51 pm to cas4t
Butter/Crisco floor
Mayonnaise sun tan lotion
Mouse trap alarm clock
Rubber band sink squirter
Hook up horn to brake lights
Add on CL for a log splitter with your SO's #
Bowl of water on the ceiling held up by a broom so she can't move
Fresh pile of dog shite under the seat in her car
Heavy-duty zip ties on driveshaft
Good ones I pulled off of the www
Mayonnaise sun tan lotion
Mouse trap alarm clock
Rubber band sink squirter
Hook up horn to brake lights
Add on CL for a log splitter with your SO's #
Bowl of water on the ceiling held up by a broom so she can't move
Fresh pile of dog shite under the seat in her car
Heavy-duty zip ties on driveshaft
Good ones I pulled off of the www
quote:
The Zoo called
Call someone at the office while they are away and leave a message saying Mr. Lyon (or Mr. Behr) called and would appreciate a call back. Then leave the phone number for the local zoo on the answering machine for this person to call.
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Stuck In The Bathroom
Remove the bathroom door knob and put it back on the reverse way so the lock is on the outside. Then push the button or turn to lock the door. Remember to leave the door open. Now, whoever is next to use the bathroom, will not even notice this and he will lock himself inside.
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Unable To Open
Glue all the bottles of shampoo shut so they cannot be opened.
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Cream Cheese Deodorant
Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant. When your victim needs to freshen up again, he will get a cream cheese surprise
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:51 pm to Sentrius
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Tell her you have an STD.
I think you can get a fake STD report somewhere.
He could get a real one from craigslist or plentyoffish. Then he could pull a double April Fool's Day joke by claiming the STD on April 1, then telling her again on April 2.
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:51 pm to cas4t
Type up a fake letter (make sure to put it on official looking stationary) stating you tested positive for a STD then leave it where you know she will find it.
Edit: Already posted. Guess I should have read the thread.
Edit: Already posted. Guess I should have read the thread.
This post was edited on 3/22/14 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:56 pm to lsunurse
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Fake proposal
OP wants to prank her. He doesn't want her to murder him.
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:57 pm to cas4t
pregnancy test
/thread
/thread
Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:58 pm to MC5601
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pregnancy test
I think she would know if she were pregnant.Posted on 3/22/14 at 11:58 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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I think she would know if she were pregnant.
You never saw Scrubs?
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:00 am to MC5601
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pregnancy test
Actually, that's kind of a good idea.
Buy some kind of baby toy and leave the receipt or the empty box where she can find it.
When she asks about it, deny it and act strange. Leave the room every few minutes to say you have to "take a call real quick" and that you're "dealing with some stuff right now."
Let the hilarity ensue.
This post was edited on 3/23/14 at 12:01 am
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:01 am to shutterspeed
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Actually, that's kind of a good idea. Buy some kind of baby toy and leave the receipt or the empty box where she can find it. When she asks about it, deny it and act strange. Leave the room every few minutes to say you have to "take a call real quick." Let the hilarity ensue.
Or have her catch you late night on the phone whispering....do an IRL state farm commercial.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:02 am to cas4t
Fill a giant mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and walk around the house with a spoon in it eating it.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:27 am to cas4t
2 years ago I searched online for some pics of a truck just like mine...except they were totaled in a ditch. Sent her the pics with a long text saying an eighteen wheeler ran me off the road and I was on my way to the hospital. Told her my leg and collar bone was broken and the cops found the daiquiri I was drinking. Didn't answer her calls and texts for about 45 min. She left voicemails crying and hysterical and sent about 30 texts.
Last year I put on an Oscar-worthy performance telling her I got fired for failing a piss test at work, complete with the back story of when I took weed and coke at a recent party. She threw an entire bowl of potato salad at me.
Last year I put on an Oscar-worthy performance telling her I got fired for failing a piss test at work, complete with the back story of when I took weed and coke at a recent party. She threw an entire bowl of potato salad at me.
This post was edited on 3/23/14 at 12:28 am
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:30 am to Chaos Six
You sir, are the tricking man
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:35 am to soleckma
This year I'm thinking of sending a bunch of texts to my own number...basically having a sexting convo with myself, along with naughty pics and all. Then erase every other text to make it look legit and change the contact name to a random chick name.
Yeah, I like pranks.
Yeah, I like pranks.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 12:51 am to cas4t
Nair in her shampoo
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:02 am to lsunurse
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f so...fake proposal is fair game.
Buy a ring box. Go out to eat, start talking all sweet to her. Get on your knee and when you open the box she will be expecting you to say "will you marry me"...instead you say "april fools"
awesome im doing this to my gf we have been together for over 7 years lol
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:03 am to Chaos Six
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when I took weed and coke at a recent part
Where did you take it, thief?
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:04 am to brbowhunter
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awesome im doing this to my gf we have been together for over 7 years lol
Why haven't you made an honest woman out of her yet?
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