re: Describe the most intoxicated you have ever been.

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anybody who can do this, wasn't that intoxicated

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I disagree, since there are different levels of intoxication. Some people have much higher blackout thresholds than others, to where blacking out is typically a pretty big deal. But excluding alcohol, there are many more ways of intoxication.

Three events pop into mind on the most fricked up I've ever been. The first one was when I took some incredibly intense shrooms and the world transformed around me. A hotdog started screaming when I bit into it, and it was the greatest experience of my life.

The next had to do with being drugged by a piece of shite drug fiend that made me see the world as if everyone was hyenas, orcs, and baboons. If you've seen this scene from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" ( LINK), this was quite literally what I was going through. The sheer terror was indescribable and I literally vomited in terror.

Both of those incidents I had very little alcohol in me, but if you want an alcohol fiend night, then probably New Years Eve 2 years ago. Woke up at 9:00 AM and started drinking. I bought a case of beer, and two bottles of champagne. Finished all of it before 7:00 that night, to where we then bought more beer, liquor, and champagne and drank God knows how much of it. We get to the big party, do some shots, and then finally black out. From that point all I remember is collapsing on the dance floor at some point that night like a retard and then being pissed at 3:00 AM that they forgot to countdown to New Years Eve. Wake up at 8:00 AM in front of an elevator shaft with a Chinese janitor kicking me in the ribs. I'm in the wrong building, have a broken hand, a large gash over my eye, and my wallet, cell phone, and keys are missing. Fortunately some guy in my same building (which what are the odds in Beijing) had my wallet, cell phone, and keys, and he didn't remember why he had them either. Still don't know why I got the broken hand or the gash over my eye.