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re: Half man/half beast, frequent masturbator, sets apartment building afire

Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:23 am to
He chickened out at the last second and tilted his head up and to the left prior to pulling the trigger. it was a glancing blow that likely involved damage to the frontal lobe. The frontal lobe damage would explain his public displays of tally whacking.



The inability for idiots to effectively commit suicide as compared to the frailty of life which we see at other times is still baffling.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:27 am to
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tally whacking.


Hadn't heard that in a while. Me and my lil bro used to say that all the time when we were kids.
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5354 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:28 am to
quote:

He chickened out at the last second and tilted his head up and to the left prior to pulling the trigger.


suicide misfires are a sadly common phenomenon

usually its the under the chin straight up angle that misses the brain altogether

just go in the mouth and take out the brainstem, never fails
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39282 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:48 am to
If anyone remembers back in the early 80s, two guys blew their heads off with a shotgun and blamed it on subliminal messages in a Judas Priest song and sued the band. One of them survived WARNING: gross pic of another dude who survived a shotgun blast to the face
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