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Man Crashes Car Into Fried Ckn Restaurant, Strips, Masturbates in Intersection
Posted on 1/29/14 at 9:34 am
Posted on 1/29/14 at 9:34 am
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Video Included (probably NSFW) Also, link has a picture of the man's rear end.
Below is the full statement issued by police:
The crash occurred just 400 feet from an elementary school.
Video Included (probably NSFW) Also, link has a picture of the man's rear end.
Below is the full statement issued by police:
quote:
On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident, the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported.
quote:
Although no mention of self pleasure was mentioned by police, the onlooker who shot the video below, told Phillymag.com "Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy."
The crash occurred just 400 feet from an elementary school.
This post was edited on 1/29/14 at 9:35 am
Posted on 1/29/14 at 9:35 am to AnonymousTiger
I think it has been posted already.
Posted on 1/29/14 at 9:36 am to SabiDojo
Well damn. I just searched again and found it.
Posted on 1/29/14 at 9:38 am to Martini
He did it again???? This guy has a problem
Posted on 1/29/14 at 9:53 am to AnonymousTiger
I don't know what's newsworthy here.Dude got excited 'bout some chicken. Happens all the time.
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