One night I had a dream...by Warren Holloway

One night I had a dream...by Warren Holloway

I dreamed I was walking on the field with QB Drew Tate,
and across the sky flashed plays from the game. For each play
I noticed two sets of footprints in the turf; One
belonged to me, and the other to a LSU defensive back. When the last
play of the game flashed before us, I looked back at the
footprints in the turf. I noticed that in the final moments
of the game there was only one set of footprints.

I also noticed that this was the lowest and
most desperate time of the game for us. This confused me,
and I questioned Drew about it. "Drew, you said that LSU fans claim
their superior speed would prevent our WRs from getting open and making plays.
But I have noticed at times during
the game when there is only one set of footprints. I don't
understand why in times when they were needed most they
were not there."

QB Drew Tate replied, "My precious senior WR. Do not worry,
for I would never, never let our coaching staff's inability to
manage the clock lead to a loss to these corndog eating fart bombs.
For when you saw only your set of footprints on the turf,
I saw them too. It was then that I delivered the only TD catch of your career
and made the wicked Saban and spoiled LSU fans eat dongs.LOL"


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