CovertIowaFan

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So...Outback will give free shrimp if Iowa wins and free onions if LSU wins. Hmm... I wonder who corporate Outback officials think will win?

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So? What the heck does a roomful of Crocodile Dundees in suits know about football?
And we all know they want Iowa to win otherwise they wouldn't always be trying to get us to throw more shrimp on the Barbie.

One night I had a dream...by Warren Holloway

I dreamed I was walking on the field with QB Drew Tate,
and across the sky flashed plays from the game. For each play
I noticed two sets of footprints in the turf; One
belonged to me, and the other to a LSU defensive back. When the last
play of the game flashed before us, I looked back at the
footprints in the turf. I noticed that in the final moments
of the game there was only one set of footprints.

I also noticed that this was the lowest and
most desperate time of the game for us. This confused me,
and I questioned Drew about it. "Drew, you said that LSU fans claim
their superior speed would prevent our WRs from getting open and making plays.
But I have noticed at times during
the game when there is only one set of footprints. I don't
understand why in times when they were needed most they
were not there."

QB Drew Tate replied, "My precious senior WR. Do not worry,
for I would never, never let our coaching staff's inability to
manage the clock lead to a loss to these corndog eating fart bombs.
For when you saw only your set of footprints on the turf,
I saw them too. It was then that I delivered the only TD catch of your career
and made the wicked Saban and spoiled LSU fans eat dongs.LOL"


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