Wife mad because I was sticking throwing knives in the wall.

Tell her it could always be worse.

More often than not, I'm happy I'm not married.

And how is your aim?

Throwing knives in your wall is nuts but there's a bigger issue here. The thought of you not getting to see those tah tahs for days, possibly weeks, pains me.

How's the hangover?

I'm liking this behavior. I was asked by an old special friend just yesterday if I still punt footballs in my house after a score and guzzle box wine with a wife and child around.

I replied that I have not acted like that in quite some time, but don't ever rule out the possibility of me flying off the handle for old time's sake.