re: Thinking about buying a new Jeep

I wouldn't take a jeep if you gave it to me. I'd hate to have to grow a goatee, wear hiking boots with shorts and ruin my back driving it. then I wouldn't feel adequate until I strapped a hi-lift jack to the front hood and a fire extinguisher to the roll bar, so I could look super duper badass.

Yeah. I hate jeeps.