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Favorite store bought biscuits?

Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:16 am
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:16 am
For me:

Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:17 am to
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store bought biscuits


sacrilege

Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:18 am to
Those and the ones in big blue bag.
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33640 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:18 am to
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quote:
store bought biscuits


sacrilege

You ever had Mary B's?
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:25 am to
no. I've only had Grands .. not a fan. biscuits (like cornbread) are things you just don't take shortcuts on, IMO. homemade ftw.
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 9:25 am
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:27 am to
your loss
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:28 am to
Got a measuring cup and spoons? How about a mixing bowl? Raw ingredients? Baking sheet? That is all you need to have in your kitchen for biscuits ans it frees up space in the freezer.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:33 am to
Mary B's are awesome.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:35 am to
I love a good homemade cathead. And like you say they're not hard to make. That said, Mary B probably makes a better biscuit than you and Rohan combined could come up with.
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 9:38 am
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:35 am to
Mary Bs are probably the best frozen biscuit available 'round here. But it takes all of 5 minutes to make a decent scratch biscuit, and it won't have any trans fats (like the Mary Bs). It takes longer for the oven to preheat than it does to make the biscuits.

2 cups self-rising flour (White Lily or Martha White), 1/4 cup butter (or Crisco, if you're so inclined), 2/3-3/4 cup buttermilk (or milk soured with a little vinegar). Heat the oven to 500 degrees (toaster oven is fine). Put the flour in a bowl; cut the butter into pats and scatter over the flour. Use a pastry blender to cut the butter into the flour, then gently stir in the buttermilk. Stir just until barely combined. Use a scoop to dip out evenly sized drop biscuits onto a baking pan, spaced slightly apart. Bake for 8-10 mins, or until as brown as you like.

You don't want the butter bits to be too small, nor do you want to over mix once the liquid is added. Practice once a week, and you'll soon have a "biscuit hand" and won't need to buy frozen or canned.

Back to the original question: in the early 80s, Pillsbury made a par-baked biscuit under the "1869" brand, sold in the fridge case by the whomp biscuits (canned one). They were great but disappeared from stores by the mid 80s.
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33640 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:35 am to
And a big mess when instead I can pop a single frozen biscuit out of the freezer, toss it on my stone sheet, and 20 minutes later have a delicious biscuit
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33640 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:37 am to
Why do I want to go through all that hassle if I just want 1 or 2 biscuits for breakfast?

ETA: And I am stuck w/ a bunch of leftover biscuit dough
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 9:38 am
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
11987 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:39 am to
You consider ONE dirty bowl, a pan, and a spoon to be a big mess? Damn.

RE: one biscuit at a time, you can freeze the baked homemade biscuits. Split in half, wrap, and you don't even need to defrost--just pop the frozen biscuit into the oven while you pull a shot of espresso. Easy peasy for weekday AMs. And you know exactly what's in 'em. I use whole wheat pastry flour and make awesome WW biscuits...makes me feel better about the butter I use, LOL.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30111 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:40 am to
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But it takes all of 5 minutes to make a decent scratch biscuit, and it won't have any trans fats (like the Mary Bs). It takes longer for the oven to preheat than it does to make the biscuits.

2 cups self-rising flour (White Lily or Martha White), 1/4 cup butter (or Crisco, if you're so inclined), 2/3-3/4 cup buttermilk (or milk soured with a little vinegar). Heat the oven to 500 degrees (toaster oven is fine). Put the flour in a bowl; cut the butter into pats and scatter over the flour. Use a pastry blender to cut the butter into the flour, then gently stir in the buttermilk. Stir just until barely combined. Use a scoop to dip out evenly sized drop biscuits onto a baking pan, spaced slightly apart. Bake for 8-10 mins, or until as brown as you like.

You don't want the butter bits to be too small, nor do you want to over mix once the liquid is added. Practice once a week, and you'll soon have a "biscuit hand" and won't need to buy frozen or canned.


Can you give me the recipe for one biscuit? Thanks.
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3878 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:40 am to
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I've only had Grands


They are the worst in the frozen category IMO.

The bakery at the old Bruno's in Tuscaloosa used to have the best frozen biscuits. I love both of my grandmothers biscuits but these were really great.
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33640 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:46 am to
Any Time I use flour, it ends up all over the counter.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61450 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:46 am to
i must have had a bad bag of these recently


i've always liked them, but the last bag i had would not rise at all, and wouldnt get fluffy


they basically stayed the same size that they came out of the bag as, and were like little flat breads or something


i threw the rest of the bag away after trying a couple of different small batches
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:51 am to
hungryone schooling people up in here
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:52 am to
i just bust out the bisquick. add some mayhaw jelly and butter
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
11987 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Can you give me the recipe for one biscuit? Thanks

Aren't fractions still taught in fourth grade?
I wouldn't take the recipe down to a single biscuit, as it is mechanically difficult to mix small amounts using regular kitchen equipment and get the proper texture...but you can certainly halve the recipe and make 4 (or 2/3 big fat ones). But why? It is just as much work to make 4 as 6 or 12, so make some and share (bring warm biscuits to work and watch your popularity increase) or stash your own homemade ones in the freezer.

Ain't nothing wrong with frozen Mary B's (just like jarred roux, it's a nice convenience). I was just trying to encourage ppl to at least attempt biscuits, as they are very very very simple to make.

RE: flour on the counter...I don't even know how to respond to that one. I roll all my doughs directly on the countertops, so yes, you do need to wipe them when you're done. A kitchen is meant to be used, isn't it? It's not like you're rolling dough in the walkin closet or on the living room rug. It's a kitchen...don't you generally wipe down all of the countertops every day?
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