re: Your biggest cooking fail?

Put on a pot of red beans for a big potluck St Pattys party with the neighbor the next day. Got drunk and spent the night out chasing tail. Left the pot on low but still burned the shite out it and my house smelled like burnt feathers.

I made it much worse when i started putting it down the garbage disposal. The disposal couldnt handle the load and the p-trap beneath the sink blew out and filled that cabinet with this putrid burnt crap. Only about 6 or 8 beers did i start to feel betterand laugh abut the situation.