re: Shot a Grainger Catalog when I got home

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10mm would have split that bitch in half

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FIFY


True story: My dad had a pellet target that was a box with a 2" thick piece of clay inside it. He'd used it to target practice in the backyard with his Beaman Crackbarrel or Webley Osprey (that was a bad arse pellet rifle).

I used to take the clay and fold it over in half and then shoot my 22 at it from down the hall in the house. My goal was to try to create the perfect mushroomed bullet.

Dad put a quick stop to that when he got home one day and smelled the burned gunpowder. That was one of the THREE times in my life I felt what it was like to have a police belt whipped upside my arse.