re: Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy

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The ones I never got were:

Hold me closer Tony Danza, Count the head lice on the highway.

And:

Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. And I can fly higher than a Negro, 'Cause you are the wind beneath my feet.

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quote:

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"Blinded by the light. Picked up like a douche, another rubber in the night"

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Now we're getting into Mondegreens, and out of the realm of real lyrics! Perhaps we should have a dedicated Mondegreens thread, unless it has been done to death already.