re: The myth of Swagotelli

Exhibit A:



Who actually does that? Maybe someone who thinks they're better than everyone else in every facet of life, true. But I'm not sure Mario does. He certainly thinks he's God's gift on the pitch. But anyone who drives around Manchester handing out money can't be terrible. He's a child trapped in a 20 year old's body. And for that reason we give him a pass. Not because he thinks he so awesome no one can control him. Moreso, that he doesn't really think at all. He just does. Whatever that may be.

Whether its blowing toilets up with amateur explosives, or storming off the pitch like a whiny bitch. He has the brain activity of a 5 year old in Disney land. Just running around out of control until his parent scold him.