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re: You know You're a Bama fan if...

Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:52 pm to
You open your Bible to reveal a cutout to reveal a smaller Bible. Inside of this smaller Bible is a cutout containing an envelope. Inside of this envelope is a 200whatever Alabama Spring Game ticket stub and a tater tot, both of which have been inside you.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:53 pm to
You swerve to hit a cat because your GOT 13? fee-fee rag is in the wash.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:54 pm to
You referred to your last solid movement (c2006) as "Opelika Strika"
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24651 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:54 pm to
...if your sister rolls over and says last night was great.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:55 pm to
You've found an argyle sweater that actually fits over your panniculus.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30658 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:07 pm to
you have Spike80DL in your garage

and tell folks that the "Football Thesaurus" is a real media outlet for national c-ships.
Posted by Fred Norris
Member since Oct 2012
68 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:11 pm to
You look in your closet and you have 14 different national championship shirts hanging up
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4327 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

LSUChicageaux


Will we see another "Trough" tomorrow?


\hijack
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6900 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

: You know You're a Bama fan if..


You think your sister is hot and hope she will date you after dad!
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
BR
Member since Jun 2008
17500 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

You like to kill trees and sexually assault drunk men.


This. and like to flip off children in public.
Posted by MickeyKnox
Member since Jan 2009
1652 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

SUChicageaux


You sir, are hilarious!
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43895 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:35 pm to
you pray towards tuscaloosa three times a day.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204092 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:38 pm to
You poison the sacred trees on your rivals campus cause your team lost a FOOTBALL GAME...

Had to say it. This guy seems like a dude that would cut in front of a 10 year old kid to get an 18 year-olds autograph.
Posted by pcolatiger28
Pensacola, Fl
Member since Apr 2009
1284 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:41 pm to
you fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles
Posted by Leave Les alone
Ridgeland, MS
Member since May 2009
103 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:16 pm to
You sport the Bama bangs.
Posted by LivingonMaui
Hawaii
Member since Jan 2012
72 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:23 pm to
You guys are tough on us Bama fans, Some funny stuff. LOL
Posted by tgr4evr
tiger country
Member since Sep 2007
1098 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:27 pm to
You have a statue of a midget on your campus.
Posted by tgr4evr
tiger country
Member since Sep 2007
1098 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:28 pm to
You floss with Nick Sabans pubic hairs
Posted by tgr4evr
tiger country
Member since Sep 2007
1098 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:29 pm to
You go to the first church of Saban
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

Will we see another "Trough" tomorrow?

Unfortunately, no. I've been reduced to this.
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