re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread

A little long but worth it:
An Aggie student was hitchhiking back to school and was late for classes. A truck driver pulled over to give him a lift but told the aggie that he could not stop for anything because he was late for his delivery. After about an hour into the drive the aggie tells the driver to pull over so he could take a dump. The truck driver refused. Thirty minutes later the aggie asked again to stop. The driver refused. Fifteen minutes later the aggie tells the driver if he doesn't pull over he will take a dump in his cab. The driver pulls over and a few minutes later the aggie yells back "you have any toilet paper?" The driver says no and the aggie asked him what to do. The driver says "use a dollar." The aggie finishes up and as they are heading down the highway the driver smells a nasty odor coming from the passenger side. He asked the aggie if he wiped his arse and the aggie said "have you ever tried to wipe your arse with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel."

How do you drive an Aggie crazy?

Put them in a round room and tell them to piss in the corner