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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread

Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:20 pm to
Why did the Aggie Cheerleader return her vibrator?**










Because it kept chipping her teeth.





** Alternative for Aggies:

Why did the Aggie Yell-leader return his vibrating dildo?











It kept chipping his teeth




Posted by phideauxlsu
White Oak,TX
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:23 pm to
Why did the Aggie stare at a frozen orange juice can for over an hour?

Because it said 'concentrate'.


An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please," said the Aggie. "I could never eat twelve pieces."


Why did the Aggie tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:24 pm to
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Why did the Aggie Cheerleader return her vibrator?**










Because it kept chipping her teeth.






I heard some douchebag FL fan screaming this in a bathroom in BHG. Except he changed the team to LSU. No one laughed.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:26 pm
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